BLACKCHILD: January 2013

This an excerpt from a chat I had with a friend on fb about my arrest since I really don't feel like retyping it.

I was walking to the gym yesterday and I saw this shitty car

and as you know shitty cars in Saudi is my muse

so I take a picture

this fuck in a dress runs out of his house

runs out screaming

and telling me to come over

I ignore him and keep a walking so I notice he is calling someone

so I'm walking and it is prayer time and I know that I have a problem so I take the side streets . All of the restaurants and shops are closed and I'm equal distance between the gym and my house

so I go to the gym

bad move.

I'm on the side streets and it is cool but after awhile their street design is so shitty that you have to go down this main avenue

So I'm going down and the cop car passes me but keeps going I get to the gyms parking lot so I think Im home free

all of sudden three cop cars roll up on me

they start asking me all kinds of questions about camera

I say don't have one i have this ipod .

SO they call the fat fuck who called the police up there and his bitch ass started asking me questions and then the dude grabbed my bag and I pushed his hands off of it .

The Saudi police didn't like that so they arrested me and took me to the station.

So they put me in a room with the "general" and he starts asking me for the foreigner id . I told him I don't carry it because if you lose it it cost 2000 dollars to replace

so he goes through my ipod and says these are some really bad pictures and then deletes them all

says I'm free to go but now I'm about 6 miles from my house and I only brought about 4 dollars so I don't have enough money to take a taxi .

The entire thing took like 4 hours but I did make some bomb ass burritos so the day wasn't a total loss

I did see the room with the drain in the floor for torturing . Sorry I didn't get a pic next time maybe.

This is where they cut off heads with a giant sword children. You maybe saying to yourself Wow they use to cut off heads there. No this is where they cut off people heads now . The last one happened in September so they should be due for another one in the next couple of months.

Yesterday I fasted until 4 and then I had a double cheeseburger no bread a protein shake and then I did my 30 minute walk to the gym.
I had a good hypertrophy back and shoulder workout. After I came home and ate a chicken breast. My weight today is 111.1

One of my readers had this question.

I thought Saudi Arabia demands MAs and Phds from its Engrish teachers. Dya have a higher degree? If not, how did ya get the job?

Saudi Arabia is like a guy at a niteclub. In the beginning you only want to speak to 10's but at the end of the night a strong 4 will do. In May and June they demand Masters Degrees in Linguistics from Harvard. They will keep on with that dumb shit until they realize that those type of people won't come to Saudi. In August they look at their teaching roster and panic because they are only at 40% capacity and so they drop the dumber requirements. In October they may only reach about 60% of the required teachers and then they start to panic . This is the sweet spot . The contract being resigned is based on the companies ability to recruit and retain teachers. So if you have your paperwork, teaching experience (especially in Middle East/ Saudi) ,and you are willing to come you can negotiate a better deal than you can in September.