Thursday, November 24, 2011

My favorite internet meme

Friday, November 18, 2011

Saudi Arabia

Get ready for my post on Saudi culture . These people are just as incompetent as Koreans and twice as tacky. On my Tumblr I have decided that the shitty cars of Saudi Arabia will be my muse. Today a taxi driver yelled at me for taking an authorized picture of his shit box. You can click on that box on the left to see my latest pics on Tumblr

Friday, November 11, 2011

I am leaving on a jet plane

By this time tomorrow your favorite bloggers favorite rapper will be in lovely Bahrain for immigration and fuckery.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

R.I.P Heavy D

Steve Jobs died and quite frankly I didn't give a fuck. As far as I am concern Apple will still make billions by employing desperate Chinese labor and raping African materials all while not contributing one thin dime to charity here or abroad. But Heavy D hits me where I live. I remember getting my first kiss back in 1990 at a house party in Cleveland. Rocking my USED jumper and high top fade. Doing the kid n play kick step and slow grinding on some young girls backside.I miss my homie and one of my best friends who was at those parties with me James Womack. He died 2 years ago after his transplant didn't take.

I'm watching the video and I forgot about the short sets with the patent leather shoes. I remember saving up my allowances so I could buy a white silk two piece with the Louis Vuiton embroidered trim. And of course the dances.

Coca-Cola gear you weren't shit without some Coca-Cola and some Cazals

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Dingaling Cain and Slutty Sharon Bialek

Here at Blackchild Industries we slut shame.

This woman is full of shit. I don't doubt that this is her partial recollection of the events of that night. But what I do doubt is it an anyway being a traumatic incident in her life that requires her to call a presser about an incident from a decade ago.

Ask Yourself
How many former employees of mid-level organizations get taken out to dinner to discuss career options by the CEO of the company? This woman knew what she was trading on in this situation and then she clutches her pearls when he bluntly pursues the currency she was offering. It was a set up and a sham. Who needs to fly to another city to make the kind of appeal she wanted to make? When finding themselves in a suite paid for by their former employer what professional wouldn't immediately demand that they pay the difference? She didn't do those things because she planned on stringing Herm along until she got to her next position ,she had to keep that sexual tension going. But ol' Herm pressed the issue. He took two shots and then took her home but she was sexually assaulted and needs to come forward about a man who took her on a date and then tried to get some sex .

Sexual Assault

Sexual Assault? I don't think so. I know with the broadness of our current laws and our sexual climate sexual assault can occur whenever a man is within earshot of a woman but please. If you aren't taking out one of those Law&Order:SVU dolls and pointing to your no-no parts while you are coloring I don't want to hear about it

Sunday, November 6, 2011

It's Funny Because It's True

This cartoon is far from all-encompassing of white privilege but it is very good.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Shithead Cop Saturday

I say good day sir.

So being treated poorly because of the way you dress isn't a good thing? That's one to grow on. I hope he remembers that when he interacts with the community.

This is what they do to white people. Can you imagine.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

parents are shit stains.

Why is it that we allow children to be tortured in the United States.

The Pain
The Tears
The Pleading

If she was a dog PETA would be all over of this.

This asshole is the honorable Judge William Adams
His daughter Hillary; whose blood curdling screams you hear on the tape suffers from

Ataxic Cerebral Palsy:
Low muscle tone and poor coordination of movements is described as ataxic cerebral palsy. Children with ataxic cerebral palsy look very unsteady and shaky. This rare form of cerebral palsy affects the sense of balance and depth perception. Affected persons often have poor coordination and walk unsteadily with a wide based gait, placing their feet unusually far apart. They have a lot of shakiness, like a tremor you might have seen in a very old person, especially when they are trying to handle or hold a small object such as a pen. Because of the shaky movements and problems coordinating their muscles, children with ataxic cerebral palsy may take longer than other children to complete certain tasks such as writing a sentence. This form affects about 5-10 percent of the children diagnosed with cerebral palsy.

If he did this to an elderly person he would be charged with abusing the elderly.
If he did this to his wife he would be charged with spousal abuse and forced to leave.
If he did this to the family dog ASPCA would break their foot off in his ass.
So when do we start protecting children?

This Devery Brooxs asshole is hell bent on humiliating this child. Good thing the police arrested this asshole. He can miss me with all the pro-Black shit.

You can't even do this to prisoners of war

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Dingaling Cain and Clarence" I Be Strokin" Thomas

Speaking of "rapacious Negros," I would like to hear your opinion on sexual harassment charges against Clarence Thomas:

short version:

vis-a-vis the recent allegations against Herman Cain:

I realize that I am biased by juxtaposing two conservative Republicans with similar problems when seeking an opinion from you, but I'd like to know your opinion about these two individuals as if they were only individuals without any party/labels attached to them.

So, what do you think of Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain? Second, do you think they were set up for sexual harassment charges? Third, do you think they're Uncle Toms or they are simply tools without realizing they are tools?

I look forward to your insights.

The measure of a man is what he does with power- Plato

Anita Hill/ Clarence Thomas happened during my early adolescence so I didn't have an opinion of it then. But looking at the Youtube clip I was more shocked at how powerfully he asserted his rights to privacy from the media given how often he has voted against the privacy of citizens from government intrusion. But that is neither here nor there. I think most men don't study gender politics and the associated power dynamics in the modern workplace and so they get themselves in trouble. Clarence Thomas was stuck in a marriage with a decidedly unattractive white woman and when Anita Hill came in with her round ass and cute face he couldn't control himself. He was hell bent on setting up a sexual situation for himself in that office. So Clarence, doubled down on the sex talk because he was too stupid to do anything else. He had a certain level of power over this woman and he tried to leverage it into a sexual situation ,it isn't shocking when you consider at its core the whole purpose of power for men is to exercise sexual control over women.

Herman Cain is a joke and a liar. He had 10 days to come up with a strategy and he still hasn't been able to answer the questions in a coherent way. Now we'll never know what was said or done on those late Chicago nights. But what we do know is the women didn't like it. What was said might have been patently offensive to the point that continued employment was impossible or totally benign. This maybe a case of it being easier to pay a settlement and get a non-disclosure than litigation to clear his name. A civil version of pleading guilty if you will. But all of this denying is just insulting to the American electorate. If I was Bob Scheiffer I would ask him how many times have you been sued? How many times have you been sued for sexual harassment? It seems to me that most normal people would have those kind of numbers at the ready. Plus he acts like the settlement information isn't readily available. His settlement information isn't part of the Dead Sea Scrolls, he could call the attorney or the h.r. person who handled it and get the info within 15 minutes. But he knows , and we know he knows, and he knows we know he knows so the whole thing is insulting.

What these two Black men should have known was that Black male sexuality has always been a thing in America. It is the reason lynched Black men often had their genitals mutilated. Rampaging oversexed Negroes is the context which Hearst framed the first drug debates in his newspapers. The first modern film was about a Black man raping a white woman. So, these men were wrong for their overt sexual harassment and they were wrong for not realizing that a Black man needs to be as asexual as possible to avoid anything being misconstrued as sexual aggression.

Conspiracy Brother

I don't think there is any conspiracy here. Clarence Thomas had neither the judicial experience nor the academic background to be a supreme court justice. In a sense he was the ultimate Affirmative Action hire. He received his nomination because he was supposedly a good guy with great judgement. Anita Hill was interviewed by the F.B.I and then asked to testify before Congress. She never sought that stage. She did nothing to pro-actively derail him and I am sure she would have rather continued her law career far from the spotlight as she has done in the subsequent years. As for Herman Cain I think his repub buddies are sharpening their opposition research operations in an effort to winnow the field of a powerful undesirable.

My guess is Perry's camp considering most of the other contenders don't have the staff to do opposition research. So that is my long winded way of saying no I don't think the FreeMasons or the Illumanati or the Boule convened a meeting to orchestrate a plan to put these men in situations to make stupid decisions.

Uncle Toms

I don't have a problem with conservatism or Black conservatives. If they approached the African-American community and said I'm a conservative because I believe in open markets, limited regulation, a strong military, low taxes, family values, and support for Israel,I think we could have an intellectual discussion about the merits of that position. But they start in with the plantation analogies as soon as Afr-Am reject that position without taking into consideration the fact that government employment figures prominently in the lives of a lot of middle class Black people. Black conservatives also don't seem to acknowledge the fact that a lot of Black families may only be a generation or two outside of the very poverty they demonize and to tear the social safety net would put an additional burden on the very people they need to woo. The Black Conservatives are Toms because they provide cover for the racist factions within their party. Herman Cain with his I'm going to say all the racist things you good white folks can't say schtick comes to mind. Or Michael Steele who didn't believe in racism until they were running his ass out of leadership in the G.O.P on a rail. That's where the soft-shoe and tap dancing comes in that Black America by and large doesn't respect. Why can't a Black person be a republican without being a white apologist also?

funny gifs

Korean Bitchassness

I don't want to mince words. Please go fuck yourselves.

America has placed a standing army of over 28,000 U.S. soldiers in South Korea for over 5 decades . We spent hundreds of billions of dollars and millions of man hours trying to teach Korea to be less bitchlike . If it wasn't for us you all would be a foot shorter and starving to death like your brethren up north. But one G.I. in the foreign army you invited to your shores to set up permanent residency decides to rape a chick and you bitches take to the street . Fuck you, what you should be saying is never in the history of the world has a foreign army acted so malevolently towards the native people of a land foreign to themselves. No widespread systemic raping and pillaging, no proxy governments installed, no resource rape(as if Korea had anything valuable),nothing just the willingness of our government to do whatever we came to assuage the prickly Korean ego. So those three ignorant bitches should go over to the Blue house and tell the president that they want to cut G.I. crime 100% in 6 months by removing U.S. forces. But they aren't going to do that are they? They can't even stop a bunch of starving North koreans from bombing them whenever they feel like it or Chinese fisherman from giving them the business. So fuck these bitches and their protest because the only reason they can grow double chins and that jowly countenace is because America has been giving South Korea welfare for decades.