Wednesday, October 20, 2010

racist frogs

I'm not surprised. I figure most white people get loose with the epithets if there isn't a Black person around to slap the shit out of them.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

You are now free to start calling me a nigger again.

Thanks to Kimchi Dreadlocks for the heads up. The comments are now working .

Monday, October 11, 2010

The Case of the Chocolate Dick

Apparently there is a young brother teaching English in Satan's dingleberry who goes by the nom de plume Quincy Black. Now Brother Quincy put his chocolate magic stick in the ground and turned Korea all around. Q was recently terminated from his position because he fucked a couple of K-girls , filmed it , and then uploaded it to the internet. ( If you can find it is listed under the name The Korean Lesson or my Korean give me the heads up i'll post the links unlike other pussy blogs).

I love this story because it contains everything Koreans spazz out over. A Black dick pounding away in a kimchi cooter to the consternation of the not so mighty Han. It contains race and sex , foreign teachers, free apartments just everything Koreans hate.I mean basically they flew him over ,set him up in an apartment, gave him a monthly allowance and he used all those things to fuck k-girls it must burn. I wonder what new laws they'll pass behind this, and I guarantee you there will be something before Chrisstmas regarding foreign teachers. I love it because old boy is as wild and free as I am conservative and reserve. Not to say I didn't have my fun with K-girls but my idea was always to show them my personal superiority in every facet. So playing into the hypersexed buck or thug stereotype was never my agenda. But I applaud the brother because I pretty much had to shit on backward Koreans one at a time he got the entire peninsula all at once. My only fear is that he just made it impossible for a Black man to get hired in Korea for the next few years. Korean's will accept being fucked by a pink dick under protest. But a chocolate magic stick that's just too much to bear.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Childhood memories

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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Look at this crazy bitch

this is some shameful shit. this is an adult attacking a preteen.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Kimchi Incompetence

I write about Kimchi incompetence all the time and some of you probably think that I am exaggerating the staggerring depths of their ineptitude. But I assure you dear reader I have only scratched the surface. To that end I present to you banking in Kimchiland.

This email was sent to me by my friend Daniel.

Read this email I got. These assholes were 10 days late one month and caused me all kinds of trouble. That's not even my school. I guess the guys name was Mr. Daniels:

Dear Mr. Daniels,

Several weeks ago Yongin Shinchon Middle School mistakenly placed money in your Korean bank account in the amounts of 588,670 won and 1, 594,880 won. There was some confusion because of the new computer system in place this year through the Gyeonggi Province Educational Board. Our new teacher's first name is the same as yours and you both use the same bank (KEB).

Would it be possible for you to return the money to us using your online banking account? All you have to do is
1. login to or set up your online banking
2. transfer money to Yongin Shinchon Middle School(용인신촌중학교)
at this NongHyup (농협) account number : 3010045497141

Or if you send the letter of agreement to withdraw this amount money from your bank account of KEB, the bank KEB transfer the money back to school's account.

Your former school indicated that you were traveling in Europe, so we apologize for this inconvenience. I am sure this is not on the list of thing you planned to do while traveling. However, we would greatly appreciate your assistance in this matter, and again, we sincerely apologize for the error.

P.S.) We attach the address and phone No. for the branch of KEB in Europe.
My phone number is 010-4576-7633
031-603-6633 (home)
031-276-4165 (administration office)
Thank you,

Heaseon Shim

Teacher from foreign language department
Yongin Shinchon Middle School

Now what brings this to the level of sublime kimchi bullshit is that my friend's first name is Daniel not his last name and after all the millions of dollars foreign teachers have been cheated out of it they expect my friend Mr. Daniels to return the money.