Laugh Break

Cut to .50 second mark.This is the tyranny of the 8.00 an hour worker. Smart enough to be vaguely competent at whatever remedial task that is given. But not smart enough to not give a fuck.

I am Troy Davis

The feel good video of the Year

Kanye West and Jay Z - No Church In The Wild (music video) from High5Collective on Vimeo.

Fuck You (whitesavior)

I mean this has to be a joke right?

Please go fuck yourselves.

Kaohsiung Pics

I was taking pictures of the bridge when this boy and his grandmother rolled up on a scooter.














This is my girlfriend.















This building has apartments starting at about a million us dollars.




















I live in a rich area of Kaohsiung and this is one of the light bridges that crosses the water and streets.

















Fat Taiwanese woman.











You can go in here and a team of Taiwanese women will let you get Taiwanese titty milk straight from the tap. I bought a box of cereal and went to town. Seriously, I love it because in America women just plop their flap jack out in the middle of wherever the fuck instead of taking care of their biological functions in shame behind close doors.





















This fuck at Costco was in the line for 15 minutes and still couldn't decide what he wanted to eat. The fucking menu literally had literally less than 10 items on it.

























This my ground floor apartment. Anytime of the day you are guaranteed to see me at least partially nude if you decide to look inside. The window is only about 3 feet off the ground. My girlfriend refuses to come to my house unless I agree to shut the windows and run the a.c. You can also very easily hear what I'm doing whether it be sex with the old lady, porn, or video games.



This is the funniest pic. I see it everyday at the gym. Taiwan should really get rid of its military. Look at the guy 2nd to the right.

To Catch A Predator

I have a compulsive need to figure out the most efficient way of doing something. This has caused me problems in almost every situation in my life because people in general are shitheads. So I have been watching clips online of this American t.v. show called To Catch a Predator and I have figured out ways to not get caught if you happen to be a pedophile.** If you are an English teacher with mandatory office hours and computer access come watch t.v. with me.












Before we get started the shows unofficial anthem from the late great Mr. Keith Sweat*





Abdullah sending dick shots was not a good look. I've met hundreds of women from around the world and I haven't met one that was exactly pining away for dick shots. And why is he wearing Dockers? Who wears Dockers and Sperry's to illicit fuck sessions . "Who is this beeech" I'm Egypt I'm Muslim I don' do that" lol.


Interior landscape design? Is that like potted plants. Sounds to me like someone who grows weed indoors. At least the Tae Kwon Do instructor was smart enough to be suspicious. I didn't know asking for sex from a child was illegal. Live and learn but you could make the argument since the decoys were over 18 he never technically solicited a child.

I think instead of fat old Floridian women they should hire Bill Duke to do the interview in the police station.

Why does the first person look like a Black man in white face?

You're not a cop

No Way

Lol

Chris Hanson is so stupid. He say's Refino has two small children at home and one on the way. So why would he be out looking for underage girls? Duh

Tip 1: Young girls don't want to discuss their virginias or your dick. So if you
say something along the lines of I want to bury my face in your crotch and
lap up your sweet, sweet, sex juice and she responds with anything other
than that is disgusting. You are probably talking to a person who at the
very least isn't 12 years old. Also teenagers want to be older not younger
so the odds of you talking to a 14 year who says he/she is 14 is quite small.

Tip 1A: Ask her for proof of life questions like where do you go to school? What grade are you in? Who taught you last year?

Tip 2: Ask for a picture that is very specific. Nothing sexual of course but
something that indicates you are talking to a live person. If she refuses for any reason it's a trick of some sort. I have at least 3 things in this room right now that can take and send pics. And never send your picture.

Tip 3: Get there early. It seems to me that those rigs and cameras would take a few
hours to setup so if you get there early enough you are bound to see people
coming and going from the house. Chris Hanson isn't sleeping in a shell
the night before and the police aren't going to pay for 4 hours of overtime
to have them stake the house out.

Tip 3: Pizza delivery. An hour before you get to the house go to the local delivery
place and tell them that you have to go to work in an hour and then pre-pay
for a small cheese pizza to be delivered to your kids who are home alone.
Park across the street and see who answers the door. Then ask the pizza
driver on the way out what did the girl/boy look like.

Tip 4: Let the air out of one of your tires and drive to her house. Knock on the
door and see who answers. If the decoy answers ask to use the phone to call
a tow truck. She'll probably refuse to let you in but that's o.k. you want
to see the actress from the community theater up close.

Tip 5: Send a taxi with instructions to take her to a local mall. A 14 year old bent on fucking would have no problem going to the mall. But police officers aren't looking for a confrontation in a crowded public place.

I guess in the end it is a good thing these guys are pretty fucking stupid.

*Keith Sweat isn't dead as of 09/06/11

The good people at Blackchild Industries do not encourage child banging.

Fuck you , Fuck you , Fuck You (Precious is coming to Taiwan)

I was at the gym doing my cardio and flipping through the channels. When I saw a commercial for this shit here.

That's right children Goddamn Precious is coming to Taiwan. The worst film in the history of Black cinema will be splashed all over t.v. screens across Taiwan. Luckily Asians don't like to watch Black people in movies so maybe we can localize the damage to a few thousand households. This song is a clarion call for white people in these tough economic times. It has incest,illiteracy, poverty, and rape a veritable smorgasbord of Black pathology. The white feel good movie of the year.

But you know who I hold responsible for this shit stain on Celluloid

and






You see children somebody at Lionsgate saw a rough cut of this film and said this is good for white folks but the darkies might go apeshit we need some cover. So they called America's favorite mammy and the #1 cross dressing Black director in Hollywood and asked them to put their names on this fuckery. They said yes because white people told them to and in a time when the first family is Black we were treated to Precious .

White folks were so happy that they gave Mo'nique an Oscar for confirming everything they thought about Black women.

Tyler Perry was so envious of that success he pulled on his Victoria Secret's and ran to get some financing so he could try to get an Oscar nomination.So one good turn deserves another and Lionsgate provided the funding and distribution for this nonsensical abortion.

Oprah mammy in chief wasn't done endorsing fuckery because she lent her name to 2011's white feel good movie.





In 2011 a coming of age story about a white woman and her mammy. My Great-Great Grandmother was alive when I was a small boy. She was born in Arkansas in the small years of the 20th century and to my knowledge never attended a school. She bore one child ;my great-grandmother, in Arkansas. To my knowledge she never attended high school. My Great-Grandmother had one child and raised her in Youngstown Ohio. My grandmother never finished high school. My point is none of these women sounded like slaves like the bitches in this film. " My favorite quote is "they love us and we love them ." Really, so thousands of Black women had no greater aspirations than to take a segregated bus to the white side of town. Cook and clean for racist white people all day, get back on the segregated bus before sundown(very important) and then tend to their own families 6 days per week.


Now I know the moral of the story is that there was some sort of fake ass sisterhood between southern white women and their Black mammies;but, that ain't the truth. Truth is they were right there every step of the way and movies like the Help are doing a disservice to the historical record.




Precious is a shameful piece of shit that finally wiped Monster's Ball from my pre-frontal lobe as the most disgusting film ever. i would rather watch two girls and one cup on a loop than to sit through a screening of Precious.

On Second Thought

Fuck that old guy he ran up to a Black man and told him to sit down and shut up and not necessarily because he was speaking loudly. I think the issue was he was speaking English to a Korean girl and that old fuck wanted to put him in his place. He was trying to assert dominance over someone he saw as inferior and instead of meekly genuflecting my man scared some years off of his life.



I came to this conclusion after reviewing my time in Korea and the many times I had to forcefully push back against the tidal wave of Korean bullshit.The Koreans I met didn't respond to anything other than unmitigated rage. I tried to negotiate,compromise,patience and the only thing that seemed to work was the very real threat of getting a Timberland in the ass. There was the time people in my office referred to me as the "nigger". Or the time the school owner kept shining me on about when she would give me my reimbursement. The time I almost had to beat the fuck out of my boss's gay husband after they called the police on me because I was screaming at her in her office. Or my week back from Thailand. Or the bus incident . If some old fuck would have rolled up on me telling me to shut up after one of those days I would have unloaded on him too. That's not to say I condone laying hands on an old man in any way but the threat of laying heavy hands isn't beyond the pale.

Korean Bus Incident (Jim Crow)

I don't really read Korean news so I didn't hear about the incident until one of my posters made a comment about it. I understand how he feels and old Koreans are the worst at taking liberties with people(Ask a Korean person what they think of grandma and grandpa). But, old boy was out of pocket. He should have responded once with the most derogatory Korean phrase he could muster and let that be that. He was wrong for trying to bully that old man and he is going to pay the cost. Now rape in Korea is worth about 5,000 usd and since this was a mild physical assault of a Korean national by a Black foreign teacher, he'll pay about 5,000 and be deported. I would suggest he just pull a runner. Mail all your shit back to your home and then take the train to Busan. From there get on that slow boat to Fukuoka and then decide what you want to do next. You want to avoid the airports just in case they put a hold on your passport.


I like all the somewhat racist commentary on the videos and the blog sites I saw. Multiculturalism leading to feral bus riders from America being brought to Korea.
This seems to be a referendum on all Black Americans which is funny to me because when those white boys were running a dope ring out of Seoul nobody said shit about white people. When that grandmother was beating the shit out of that little kid peole didn't call elderly Koreans animals. But with Black people our margin of error seems to be a lot lower and if we slip it is an indictment of all of us.



Here is a post i wrote nearly two years ago about Korea

http://blackboyinkimchiland.blogspot.com/2009/12/jim-crow-korea-style.html