Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Get the Sand Out of Your Man-Pussy

Idiot's life sounds like the plot of one those Meredith Baxter-Birney Lifetime movies. You know the movies where the women end up killing the husbands, or running away and hiding, or turning lesbian. He can't control that bitch wife of his so he is throwing down the e-gauntlet in my direction in hopes of salvaging a modicum of self-esteem here in the ether of cyberspace. The self-described pussy; who threatened to run around naked outdoors if his wife didn't modify her behavior, is going to school me on women. Fine, my friend I look forward to an edifying experience.

You would think he would spend his free time throwing down the gauntlet and taking his bitch wife to task for her behavior rather than trying to school me. In the immortal words of Jay-Z "I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one."


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14 comments:

  1. I'll say what I posted on the "idiot's" site. You are trying to apply 18th century male logic to the 21st century. The "old school" ideology just doesn't fly anymore. Again, maybe it should? But it just does not.

    I love both you guys and look forward to reading both your blogs on a somewhat daily basis. I'm just not feeling any love between you two and it's breaking my heart. There's enough shit out there for all us "waegoogin" in the "republic".

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  2. I understand you. But even Oprah will tell you that you train people in how they are to treat you.I don't expect my wife to fetch my slippers and smoking jacket but I do expect a civil tongue. I actually feel bad for him the world is harsh and I think Korean society is especially harsh for waegookin and to think that after a long day of Korean Bullshit he has to come home to it to is a sad thought to me. Your home is suppose to be your sanctuary.Right?

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  3. I can't wait to see you two dudes throw down - my two favourite Korea blogs...

    I wanna see some old "****** Moment" shit from The Boondocks...

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  4. No nigga moments here because I don't have a dog in this fight. What is he going to argue that it is o.k. to be treated like a bitch in his own home. I only post once or twice a week and I should be talking about Thailand but I can't seem to figure out a good angle to start my Thai stories.

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  5. Re: Thailand: Start with the toe-nail clipping and progress from there.

    Give old Idiot a break. He's been trained by his wife, and it's too late to turn the tables. Damn if she didn't just bring a dog home without his permission! Damn.

    And, while my wife keeps the money, I still manage a credit card or two. Shit, I even maaged a 500,000 won trip to the casino in December. Of course I won 300K over that, so she was happy in the end.

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  6. i'll tell you in person i'll be up mid feb

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  7. Nobody cares about Thailand. There's a beyond the tard over the internet cat fight brewing. Ffffttt! Meow!

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  8. yeah i married a thai bar girl who speaks better english than my co-teachers

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  9. White people neva knew so many "nigga moments" (I can say that becacause I grew up as the hated minority in Detroit...white) since they came to Korea. Something a toothless old hillbilly like Idiot has a rudimentary understanding of.

    I know I can't say that. I'm a spoiled bourgeois white boy with no college debt...can I get any credit for ATTEMPTING to unnerstand???

    I can't begin to understand what goes on in the US (I supsect after living in Korea it will be easier)... but it seems akin to what ANY foreigner goes through in Korea. Naturally that ISN'T piled on top of what any minority experiences in the United Snakes of America...I wish I could say I've been enlighted...but being victimized by such sentiments has be a considerable distraction.

    Mike, take from a guy who's been around the block enough to know...any woman you can CAN control...isn't worth controlling. Big Bill (Idiot) is a victim of circumstance, a guy who wasted every advantage he had and ended up where he is through no more self-determination than I exercised by exising myself from Amerikka and coming HERE.

    We are simply another minority less worthy of pity than all the others...and stilll. This is where we come for our comeuppetance.

    Start a dialogue.

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  10. Actually...I probably can't say that...but I was pretty drunk yesterday. I'm a moron.

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  11. Please update your blog, you black bastard!

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