Scapegoats and Nigger Knobs vol 1

When they want to say “niggers” they say “crime.” When they want to say “niggers” they say “drugs.” When they want to say “niggers” they say anything but “niggers,” because nice and good and fair people don't say “niggers.” (What Black People Should Do Now)Wiley

English teachers; and to some extent all foreigners, are the niggers of Korea (unless you are an actual nigger ,then well). We have all the traditional attributes of being niggers according to Korean media. We are portrayed in the media as lazy, oversexed, undereducated, disease riddled, drug addicted and criminally inclined which led to new laws being passed on who can teach here and a general disrespect from Koreans. At this point I could include a bunch of statistics on how Korean people commit 5X as many crimes as foreign teachers but I won't. What I want to talk about is the why? Why are they preoccupied with the goings on of 20,000 college educated short-term residents in a country of 48,000,000. I'll tell you children the answer is penis envy.

Now I'm not referring to the length and girth of their kimbap children. No the issue is the inability to put their penises into the white foreign teachers and the comparative ease of white men in picking up Korean girls.(I guarantee you that if it was 20,000 whorish white girls running around the peninsula sucking and fucking middle aged Korean men there would be no visa restrictions , no H.I.V. test, no criminal background checks of any kind. So they can miss me with the protecting kids bullshit. If it was about the children then Koreans, Korean Americans and spouses of Koreans would be getting checked also.I guess possessing Korean blood or a proximity to Korean semen or vaginal secretions cleanses one of all deleterious inclinations.Btw Korean teachers get caught at least once a month fucking some kid and those are the public cases that don't go away with blood money payments) I use to teach at Samsung and from time to time my students would ask me why white girls don't like Korean guys. Hell if I know, I'm not Pew Research but if I were to guest maybe it has something to do with the Korean male standard for beauty being an almost androgyneous female.

or this

To inflate the male Korean ego they came up with this show called Beauties Chatting (Minyodurale Sudae)

On this horrible show they get a bunch of unsavory females together and ask them questions such as:

* What dating places have you gone with your Korean boyfriend? * What are five good things about Korean men? * What Korean entertainer would you like to have as a boyfriend?

The whole show just reeks of collective low self-esteem. I would like to propose some counter programming . I want to do a show called Hunk's Talking where a group of Nigerian, Indian, American and European gentlemen sit around discussing the joys of Korean ladies. I would learn the language just to participate on a show like that.

Host: Mike tell us what you like about Korean women

Me: The sex is funny

Host: What?

Me: Yeah the first time me and this K girl had sex she pulls down her pants and she had on these huge flesh colored bloomers. I guess she shares lingerie with

her grandmother. So I wedge those things off her to get a good look at the cooch.

I couldn't find it son.Her genitals looked like the chick in The Ring(c). So I part the hairs and give her a reach around to make sure I wasn't in a remake of The Crying Game and satisfied I ran to the bathroom to get my clippers so I could give her a good shearing before sex.

Now Korea being the land of the Morning Cock Block they get all ass hurt about big dirty foreign penises going into tiny Korean girls and the juvenile Korean media (especially the Korea Times which never prints a correction or retraction but rather points to criticism of its flaws as nitpicking) fans the flames of xenophobia by running article after article focusing on the social and sexual proclivities of foreigners in their early 20's. The racist government seizes on these issues and passes new regulations.

The August Korean Parliament (fast forward to:55 second mark hilarious)

I respect the intellectual capacity of Parliament Funkadelic more than these clowns.