I'm on James Bond Island in beautiful Thailand sipping on a pineapple drink out of a coconut as I write these words. My wife is in her little two piece playing in the waves and having the time of her life. Tonight we are going to the seafood barbecue and then the Muay Thai matches. Later we will end our night with some ice cream cones on the boardwalk and vigorous love making. Pics of everything accept the lovemaking will be up soon enough.
Sounds wonderful. How about the banishment story? :)
ReplyDeleteYou got married for real?
ReplyDeleteYeah, sounds great! Only trouble is you never posted the pics. Tomorrow never came, did it? I guess it's like how you said you were finished with Saudi Arabia but suddenly you're a slave back on the desert plantation in newer posts than this.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can hightail it back to the Muslim plantation after you pay out the wazoo for your no change, no hope Prez. Obamacare's gonna whip your ass but then again you're probably gonna get one of those Obamaphones and EBT cards.