82 Days Shout out to the homeboy B. Yoda

I have just returned from the grocery store and like everything else here it was a big hassle due to their other world level of stupidity. I bought 5 items total and when I went to pay with my debit card of course the card reader was broken. So I was instructed by the mouth breather to give my card to the other mouth breather to complete the transaction. I turn and give my card to the man and when I turn back around my food is gone. The idiot bagger gave my food away. Because they are idiots they couldn't handle the situation so I suggested to them very strongly that they give me money back.