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Vacation

2012-01-23T19:49:00.002+09:00

I'm on James Bond Island in beautiful Thailand sipping on a pineapple drink out of a coconut as I write these words. My wife is in her little two piece playing in the waves and having the time of her life. Tonight we are going to the seafood barbecue and then the Muay Thai matches. Later we will end our night with some ice cream cones on the boardwalk and vigorous love making. Pics of everything accept the lovemaking will be up soon enough.

I'm Sorry

2011-12-27T03:53:00.001+09:00

More Blog post coming soon and regularly. Do the people want the Taiwan banishment story or my observations of Saudi Arabia first?

Horrible Bosses is some racist bullshit

2011-12-06T05:03:00.002+09:00

There is a scene where the characters need to hire an assassin so they ask the GPS where can they find the scum of the Earth. The GPS sends them to a Black bar which is particularly offensive because it looks exactly like my uncle's bar in Cleveland. It wouldn't be any less racist if he said to the ONstar take me to the niggas.

My favorite internet meme

2011-11-24T10:21:00.000+09:00

Saudi Arabia

2011-11-18T04:58:00.005+09:00

Get ready for my post on Saudi culture . These people are just as incompetent as Koreans and twice as tacky. On my Tumblr I have decided that the shitty cars of Saudi Arabia will be my muse. Today a taxi driver yelled at me for taking an authorized picture of his shit box. You can click on that box on the left to see my latest pics on Tumblr

I am leaving on a jet plane

2011-11-11T23:53:00.004+09:00

By this time tomorrow your favorite bloggers favorite rapper will be in lovely Bahrain for immigration and fuckery.

R.I.P Heavy D

2011-11-09T09:59:00.004+09:00

Steve Jobs died and quite frankly I didn't give a fuck. As far as I am concern Apple will still make billions by employing desperate Chinese labor and raping African materials all while not contributing one thin dime to charity here or abroad. But Heavy D hits me where I live. I remember getting my first kiss back in 1990 at a house party in Cleveland. Rocking my USED jumper and high top fade. Doing the kid n play kick step and slow grinding on some young girls backside.I miss my homie and one of my best friends who was at those parties with me James Womack. He died 2 years ago after his transplant didn't take.

I'm watching the video and I forgot about the short sets with the patent leather shoes. I remember saving up my allowances so I could buy a white silk two piece with the Louis Vuiton embroidered trim. And of course the dances.

Coca-Cola gear you weren't shit without some Coca-Cola and some Cazals

Dingaling Cain and Slutty Sharon Bialek

2011-11-08T11:00:00.007+09:00

Here at Blackchild Industries we slut shame.

This woman is full of shit. I don't doubt that this is her partial recollection of the events of that night. But what I do doubt is it an anyway being a traumatic incident in her life that requires her to call a presser about an incident from a decade ago.

Ask Yourself
How many former employees of mid-level organizations get taken out to dinner to discuss career options by the CEO of the company? This woman knew what she was trading on in this situation and then she clutches her pearls when he bluntly pursues the currency she was offering. It was a set up and a sham. Who needs to fly to another city to make the kind of appeal she wanted to make? When finding themselves in a suite paid for by their former employer what professional wouldn't immediately demand that they pay the difference? She didn't do those things because she planned on stringing Herm along until she got to her next position ,she had to keep that sexual tension going. But ol' Herm pressed the issue. He took two shots and then took her home but she was sexually assaulted and needs to come forward about a man who took her on a date and then tried to get some sex .

Sexual Assault

Sexual Assault? I don't think so. I know with the broadness of our current laws and our sexual climate sexual assault can occur whenever a man is within earshot of a woman but please. If you aren't taking out one of those Law&Order:SVU dolls and pointing to your no-no parts while you are coloring I don't want to hear about it

It's Funny Because It's True

2011-11-06T03:33:00.000+09:00

This cartoon is far from all-encompassing of white privilege but it is very good.

Shithead Cop Saturday

2011-11-05T00:14:00.001+09:00

I say good day sir.

So being treated poorly because of the way you dress isn't a good thing? That's one to grow on. I hope he remembers that when he interacts with the community.

This is what they do to white people. Can you imagine.

parents are shit stains.

2011-11-03T21:21:00.000+09:00

Why is it that we allow children to be tortured in the United States.

The Pain
The Tears
The Pleading

If she was a dog PETA would be all over of this.

This asshole is the honorable Judge William Adams
His daughter Hillary; whose blood curdling screams you hear on the tape suffers from

Ataxic Cerebral Palsy:
Low muscle tone and poor coordination of movements is described as ataxic cerebral palsy. Children with ataxic cerebral palsy look very unsteady and shaky. This rare form of cerebral palsy affects the sense of balance and depth perception. Affected persons often have poor coordination and walk unsteadily with a wide based gait, placing their feet unusually far apart. They have a lot of shakiness, like a tremor you might have seen in a very old person, especially when they are trying to handle or hold a small object such as a pen. Because of the shaky movements and problems coordinating their muscles, children with ataxic cerebral palsy may take longer than other children to complete certain tasks such as writing a sentence. This form affects about 5-10 percent of the children diagnosed with cerebral palsy.

If he did this to an elderly person he would be charged with abusing the elderly.
If he did this to his wife he would be charged with spousal abuse and forced to leave.
If he did this to the family dog ASPCA would break their foot off in his ass.
So when do we start protecting children?

This Devery Brooxs asshole is hell bent on humiliating this child. Good thing the police arrested this asshole. He can miss me with all the pro-Black shit.

You can't even do this to prisoners of war

Dingaling Cain and Clarence" I Be Strokin" Thomas

2011-11-02T03:05:00.014+09:00

Speaking of "rapacious Negros," I would like to hear your opinion on sexual harassment charges against Clarence Thomas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCCvv-rcb1w&feature=related

short version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egTyaIAaqz8

vis-a-vis the recent allegations against Herman Cain:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/01/herman-cain-sexual-harassment-settlement_n_1068719.html

I realize that I am biased by juxtaposing two conservative Republicans with similar problems when seeking an opinion from you, but I'd like to know your opinion about these two individuals as if they were only individuals without any party/labels attached to them.

So, what do you think of Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain? Second, do you think they were set up for sexual harassment charges? Third, do you think they're Uncle Toms or they are simply tools without realizing they are tools?

I look forward to your insights.

The measure of a man is what he does with power- Plato

Anita Hill/ Clarence Thomas happened during my early adolescence so I didn't have an opinion of it then. But looking at the Youtube clip I was more shocked at how powerfully he asserted his rights to privacy from the media given how often he has voted against the privacy of citizens from government intrusion. But that is neither here nor there. I think most men don't study gender politics and the associated power dynamics in the modern workplace and so they get themselves in trouble. Clarence Thomas was stuck in a marriage with a decidedly unattractive white woman and when Anita Hill came in with her round ass and cute face he couldn't control himself. He was hell bent on setting up a sexual situation for himself in that office. So Clarence, doubled down on the sex talk because he was too stupid to do anything else. He had a certain level of power over this woman and he tried to leverage it into a sexual situation ,it isn't shocking when you consider at its core the whole purpose of power for men is to exercise sexual control over women.

Herman Cain is a joke and a liar. He had 10 days to come up with a strategy and he still hasn't been able to answer the questions in a coherent way. Now we'll never know what was said or done on those late Chicago nights. But what we do know is the women didn't like it. What was said might have been patently offensive to the point that continued employment was impossible or totally benign. This maybe a case of it being easier to pay a settlement and get a non-disclosure than litigation to clear his name. A civil version of pleading guilty if you will. But all of this denying is just insulting to the American electorate. If I was Bob Scheiffer I would ask him how many times have you been sued? How many times have you been sued for sexual harassment? It seems to me that most normal people would have those kind of numbers at the ready. Plus he acts like the settlement information isn't readily available. His settlement information isn't part of the Dead Sea Scrolls, he could call the attorney or the h.r. person who handled it and get the info within 15 minutes. But he knows , and we know he knows, and he knows we know he knows so the whole thing is insulting.

What these two Black men should have known was that Black male sexuality has always been a thing in America. It is the reason lynched Black men often had their genitals mutilated. Rampaging oversexed Negroes is the context which Hearst framed the first drug debates in his newspapers. The first modern film was about a Black man raping a white woman. So, these men were wrong for their overt sexual harassment and they were wrong for not realizing that a Black man needs to be as asexual as possible to avoid anything being misconstrued as sexual aggression.

Conspiracy Brother

I don't think there is any conspiracy here. Clarence Thomas had neither the judicial experience nor the academic background to be a supreme court justice. In a sense he was the ultimate Affirmative Action hire. He received his nomination because he was supposedly a good guy with great judgement. Anita Hill was interviewed by the F.B.I and then asked to testify before Congress. She never sought that stage. She did nothing to pro-actively derail him and I am sure she would have rather continued her law career far from the spotlight as she has done in the subsequent years. As for Herman Cain I think his repub buddies are sharpening their opposition research operations in an effort to winnow the field of a powerful undesirable.

My guess is Perry's camp considering most of the other contenders don't have the staff to do opposition research. So that is my long winded way of saying no I don't think the FreeMasons or the Illumanati or the Boule convened a meeting to orchestrate a plan to put these men in situations to make stupid decisions.

Uncle Toms

I don't have a problem with conservatism or Black conservatives. If they approached the African-American community and said I'm a conservative because I believe in open markets, limited regulation, a strong military, low taxes, family values, and support for Israel,I think we could have an intellectual discussion about the merits of that position. But they start in with the plantation analogies as soon as Afr-Am reject that position without taking into consideration the fact that government employment figures prominently in the lives of a lot of middle class Black people. Black conservatives also don't seem to acknowledge the fact that a lot of Black families may only be a generation or two outside of the very poverty they demonize and to tear the social safety net would put an additional burden on the very people they need to woo. The Black Conservatives are Toms because they provide cover for the racist factions within their party. Herman Cain with his I'm going to say all the racist things you good white folks can't say schtick comes to mind. Or Michael Steele who didn't believe in racism until they were running his ass out of leadership in the G.O.P on a rail. That's where the soft-shoe and tap dancing comes in that Black America by and large doesn't respect. Why can't a Black person be a republican without being a white apologist also?

Korean Bitchassness

2011-11-02T01:52:00.004+09:00

I don't want to mince words. Please go fuck yourselves.

America has placed a standing army of over 28,000 U.S. soldiers in South Korea for over 5 decades . We spent hundreds of billions of dollars and millions of man hours trying to teach Korea to be less bitchlike . If it wasn't for us you all would be a foot shorter and starving to death like your brethren up north. But one G.I. in the foreign army you invited to your shores to set up permanent residency decides to rape a chick and you bitches take to the street . Fuck you, what you should be saying is never in the history of the world has a foreign army acted so malevolently towards the native people of a land foreign to themselves. No widespread systemic raping and pillaging, no proxy governments installed, no resource rape(as if Korea had anything valuable),nothing just the willingness of our government to do whatever we came to assuage the prickly Korean ego. So those three ignorant bitches should go over to the Blue house and tell the president that they want to cut G.I. crime 100% in 6 months by removing U.S. forces. But they aren't going to do that are they? They can't even stop a bunch of starving North koreans from bombing them whenever they feel like it or Chinese fisherman from giving them the business. So fuck these bitches and their protest because the only reason they can grow double chins and that jowly countenace is because America has been giving South Korea welfare for decades.

Dr. Drew is an asshole (update)

2011-10-31T19:21:00.008+09:00

This is obviously some staged shit. You notice "crazybruh" was stuttering and stammering because his improv skills weren't up to par. His ignorant and incoherent ramblings were juxtaposed perfectly with Dr. Drew's staid, intellectual countenance. It didn't hurt that "crazybruh" was wearing a loud neon pink silk shirt. Now the sluttish looking Jezebel walking archetype goes over and initiates physical contact and the hypersexual Black man has no choice but to fondle her shamelessly on national t.v. At this moment Dr. Drew gets to play white daddy and save the Black whore from the rapacious Negro. It's as if they decided to take a few hundred years worth of Black stereotypes boil them with some baking soda and then freebase it into a 2 minute clip.

There are serious discussions going on in the Black community about the direction and quality of Black love and marriage in the 21st century. Dozens of scholars and hundreds of clowns have spilled rivers of cyberink on the subject. But for Dr. Drew's show he had to get the preeminent scholars in Black America.

( I couldn't find his videos yesterday)

Now her name on Youtube is OSCARWINNERJARKATA and between that and that terrible line reading it is pretty obvious that this whole interaction was staged. But to whose benefit? This seems to be a very long road to travel to entertain white people.

I blame this guy.The woman is a failed actress and the retarded brother is an attention whore but this moist shit stain should know better .

His name is Paul Carrick Brunson and he advocates tricking as a way to impress women.This highly educated Black men stood back and collected his check while those white folks orchestrated coonfest 2011.

Now some of you maybe asking your self well if you had a chance to be on t.v. you would do it wouldn't you Mike?

To that I say fuck you you don't know me son

This shitty t.v. show approached me to be on an episode about self-hating Black people. Here is the email interaction.

(click on the pic to enlarge)

His email is @BillCunninghamshow which is the same as the website.

Shithead of the Week: Crockett Keller

2011-10-29T10:49:00.005+09:00

This shit stain is Crokett Keller. He is a real 'Merican. He lives in Texas.He wears a big dumb hat. He is named after noted racist and genocidal maniac Davey Crockett. He is an old fat white southern man( who probably longs for the days when that really meant something) He don't want to associate with no lefty,pinko,commie, Obama faggots(or Black people). No sir, not even for money and he damn sure as shit aint teaching no Arab Moslem how to use a weapon. Cuz he is 'Merican.

I actually have no problem with his stance except for the part where he gets to certify people to apply for state licenses. By accepting the power from the state to certify proficiency in handguns he is acting as a state proxy and therefore should be subject to applicapable state and federal laws .

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/27084773

SUPER NEGRO

2011-10-26T12:13:00.003+09:00

Meanwhile in Brooklyn

But I'm glad Ol' Sarge is hellbent on keeping the whitefolks safe. I mean we all know how often white people are pepper sprayed, beaten , and killed by police.

I don't hit women but...

2011-10-24T12:30:00.005+09:00

Hot asian girl breaks PS3 with hammer!! (this is a video link)

I would beat the brakes off of her. I think there is a general disrespect of men by women in today's society. I don't have any empirical evidence but it just seems to me that Don Draper, Ricky Ricardo, or Ralph Cramden wouldn't worry about their favorite humidor or scotch tumbler being destroyed by their broads in a fit of rage and I think it is because women back then knew that a Godfather/Ike Turner style assbeating was always on the table. That was wrong of course but I think the pendulum has swung too far in the other direction and women now feel empowered to engage men in physical conflicts as long as white daddy is a 911 call away. This is actually dangerous for women because while most men will tolerate a certain level of physical abuse from a woman there is a line that when crossed there is no retreating from. Boys are socialized to understanding this concept from an early age. Women not so much.

P.S. where was that white woman screaming and hollering when those two bulls were slapping a McDonald's employee in the face. The most disgusting part of that video is the fact that those two chicks thought that it was o.k. to lay hands on a 32 year old man working the register at a fast food joint. And where was the manager? That brother should be given a U.N. humanitarian award.

Finally

2011-10-22T00:45:00.001+09:00

This is real talk. David Stern's and Roger Goodell run their sports leagues like modern day plantation overseers.

Come on in and learn something

2011-10-14T02:08:00.000+09:00

A holiday for the rest of us.

2011-10-12T22:59:00.004+09:00

I saw this on Gawker and I thought I would share.

In the spirit of occupy Wall Street Protest this smart young lady started a movement to educate the consumer class about alternatives to the Wall Street collective. It is not the all out class warfare I've been advocating for years but it is a start.

If you need help finding small local banks and credit unions you can go to this website.Credit Union online or this one credit union

So on November 5th please move your money out of the big wall street banks and into smaller banking institutions.

2011-10-12T17:58:00.001+09:00

If you are interested you can see my pics of Taiwan life here

Laugh Break

2011-09-27T18:22:00.002+09:00

Cut to .50 second mark.This is the tyranny of the 8.00 an hour worker. Smart enough to be vaguely competent at whatever remedial task that is given. But not smart enough to not give a fuck.

I am Troy Davis

2011-09-24T08:38:00.002+09:00

The feel good video of the Year

2011-09-13T17:35:00.000+09:00

Kanye West and Jay Z - No Church In The Wild (music video) from High5Collective on Vimeo.

Fuck You (whitesavior)

2011-09-09T16:12:00.003+09:00

I mean this has to be a joke right?

Please go fuck yourselves.

Kaohsiung Pics

2011-09-07T09:26:00.013+09:00

I was taking pictures of the bridge when this boy and his grandmother rolled up on a scooter.

This is my girlfriend.

This building has apartments starting at about a million us dollars.

I live in a rich area of Kaohsiung and this is one of the light bridges that crosses the water and streets.

Fat Taiwanese woman.

You can go in here and a team of Taiwanese women will let you get Taiwanese titty milk straight from the tap. I bought a box of cereal and went to town. Seriously, I love it because in America women just plop their flap jack out in the middle of wherever the fuck instead of taking care of their biological functions in shame behind close doors.

This fuck at Costco was in the line for 15 minutes and still couldn't decide what he wanted to eat. The fucking menu literally had literally less than 10 items on it.

This my ground floor apartment. Anytime of the day you are guaranteed to see me at least partially nude if you decide to look inside. The window is only about 3 feet off the ground. My girlfriend refuses to come to my house unless I agree to shut the windows and run the a.c. You can also very easily hear what I'm doing whether it be sex with the old lady, porn, or video games.

This is the funniest pic. I see it everyday at the gym. Taiwan should really get rid of its military. Look at the guy 2nd to the right.

To Catch A Predator

2011-09-04T08:27:00.007+09:00

I have a compulsive need to figure out the most efficient way of doing something. This has caused me problems in almost every situation in my life because people in general are shitheads. So I have been watching clips online of this American t.v. show called To Catch a Predator and I have figured out ways to not get caught if you happen to be a pedophile.** If you are an English teacher with mandatory office hours and computer access come watch t.v. with me.

Before we get started the shows unofficial anthem from the late great Mr. Keith Sweat*

Abdullah sending dick shots was not a good look. I've met hundreds of women from around the world and I haven't met one that was exactly pining away for dick shots. And why is he wearing Dockers? Who wears Dockers and Sperry's to illicit fuck sessions . "Who is this beeech" I'm Egypt I'm Muslim I don' do that" lol.

Interior landscape design? Is that like potted plants. Sounds to me like someone who grows weed indoors. At least the Tae Kwon Do instructor was smart enough to be suspicious. I didn't know asking for sex from a child was illegal. Live and learn but you could make the argument since the decoys were over 18 he never technically solicited a child.

I think instead of fat old Floridian women they should hire Bill Duke to do the interview in the police station.

Why does the first person look like a Black man in white face?

You're not a cop

No Way

Lol

Chris Hanson is so stupid. He say's Refino has two small children at home and one on the way. So why would he be out looking for underage girls? Duh

Tip 1: Young girls don't want to discuss their virginias or your dick. So if you
say something along the lines of I want to bury my face in your crotch and
lap up your sweet, sweet, sex juice and she responds with anything other
than that is disgusting. You are probably talking to a person who at the
very least isn't 12 years old. Also teenagers want to be older not younger
so the odds of you talking to a 14 year who says he/she is 14 is quite small.

Tip 1A: Ask her for proof of life questions like where do you go to school? What grade are you in? Who taught you last year?

Tip 2: Ask for a picture that is very specific. Nothing sexual of course but
something that indicates you are talking to a live person. If she refuses for any reason it's a trick of some sort. I have at least 3 things in this room right now that can take and send pics. And never send your picture.

Tip 3: Get there early. It seems to me that those rigs and cameras would take a few
hours to setup so if you get there early enough you are bound to see people
coming and going from the house. Chris Hanson isn't sleeping in a shell
the night before and the police aren't going to pay for 4 hours of overtime
to have them stake the house out.

Tip 3: Pizza delivery. An hour before you get to the house go to the local delivery
place and tell them that you have to go to work in an hour and then pre-pay
for a small cheese pizza to be delivered to your kids who are home alone.
Park across the street and see who answers the door. Then ask the pizza
driver on the way out what did the girl/boy look like.

Tip 4: Let the air out of one of your tires and drive to her house. Knock on the
door and see who answers. If the decoy answers ask to use the phone to call
a tow truck. She'll probably refuse to let you in but that's o.k. you want
to see the actress from the community theater up close.

Tip 5: Send a taxi with instructions to take her to a local mall. A 14 year old bent on fucking would have no problem going to the mall. But police officers aren't looking for a confrontation in a crowded public place.

I guess in the end it is a good thing these guys are pretty fucking stupid.

*Keith Sweat isn't dead as of 09/06/11

The good people at Blackchild Industries do not encourage child banging.

Fuck you , Fuck you , Fuck You (Precious is coming to Taiwan)

2011-09-03T18:48:00.007+09:00

I was at the gym doing my cardio and flipping through the channels. When I saw a commercial for this shit here.

That's right children Goddamn Precious is coming to Taiwan. The worst film in the history of Black cinema will be splashed all over t.v. screens across Taiwan. Luckily Asians don't like to watch Black people in movies so maybe we can localize the damage to a few thousand households. This song is a clarion call for white people in these tough economic times. It has incest,illiteracy, poverty, and rape a veritable smorgasbord of Black pathology. The white feel good movie of the year.

But you know who I hold responsible for this shit stain on Celluloid

and

You see children somebody at Lionsgate saw a rough cut of this film and said this is good for white folks but the darkies might go apeshit we need some cover. So they called America's favorite mammy and the #1 cross dressing Black director in Hollywood and asked them to put their names on this fuckery. They said yes because white people told them to and in a time when the first family is Black we were treated to Precious .

White folks were so happy that they gave Mo'nique an Oscar for confirming everything they thought about Black women.

Tyler Perry was so envious of that success he pulled on his Victoria Secret's and ran to get some financing so he could try to get an Oscar nomination.So one good turn deserves another and Lionsgate provided the funding and distribution for this nonsensical abortion.

Oprah mammy in chief wasn't done endorsing fuckery because she lent her name to 2011's white feel good movie.

In 2011 a coming of age story about a white woman and her mammy. My Great-Great Grandmother was alive when I was a small boy. She was born in Arkansas in the small years of the 20th century and to my knowledge never attended a school. She bore one child ;my great-grandmother, in Arkansas. To my knowledge she never attended high school. My Great-Grandmother had one child and raised her in Youngstown Ohio. My grandmother never finished high school. My point is none of these women sounded like slaves like the bitches in this film. " My favorite quote is "they love us and we love them ." Really, so thousands of Black women had no greater aspirations than to take a segregated bus to the white side of town. Cook and clean for racist white people all day, get back on the segregated bus before sundown(very important) and then tend to their own families 6 days per week.

Now I know the moral of the story is that there was some sort of fake ass sisterhood between southern white women and their Black mammies;but, that ain't the truth. Truth is they were right there every step of the way and movies like the Help are doing a disservice to the historical record.

Precious is a shameful piece of shit that finally wiped Monster's Ball from my pre-frontal lobe as the most disgusting film ever. i would rather watch two girls and one cup on a loop than to sit through a screening of Precious.

On Second Thought

2011-09-02T14:14:00.005+09:00

Fuck that old guy he ran up to a Black man and told him to sit down and shut up and not necessarily because he was speaking loudly. I think the issue was he was speaking English to a Korean girl and that old fuck wanted to put him in his place. He was trying to assert dominance over someone he saw as inferior and instead of meekly genuflecting my man scared some years off of his life.

I came to this conclusion after reviewing my time in Korea and the many times I had to forcefully push back against the tidal wave of Korean bullshit.The Koreans I met didn't respond to anything other than unmitigated rage. I tried to negotiate,compromise,patience and the only thing that seemed to work was the very real threat of getting a Timberland in the ass. There was the time people in my office referred to me as the "nigger". Or the time the school owner kept shining me on about when she would give me my reimbursement. The time I almost had to beat the fuck out of my boss's gay husband after they called the police on me because I was screaming at her in her office. Or my week back from Thailand. Or the bus incident . If some old fuck would have rolled up on me telling me to shut up after one of those days I would have unloaded on him too. That's not to say I condone laying hands on an old man in any way but the threat of laying heavy hands isn't beyond the pale.

Korean Bus Incident (Jim Crow)

2011-09-01T12:18:00.004+09:00

I don't really read Korean news so I didn't hear about the incident until one of my posters made a comment about it. I understand how he feels and old Koreans are the worst at taking liberties with people(Ask a Korean person what they think of grandma and grandpa). But, old boy was out of pocket. He should have responded once with the most derogatory Korean phrase he could muster and let that be that. He was wrong for trying to bully that old man and he is going to pay the cost. Now rape in Korea is worth about 5,000 usd and since this was a mild physical assault of a Korean national by a Black foreign teacher, he'll pay about 5,000 and be deported. I would suggest he just pull a runner. Mail all your shit back to your home and then take the train to Busan. From there get on that slow boat to Fukuoka and then decide what you want to do next. You want to avoid the airports just in case they put a hold on your passport.

I like all the somewhat racist commentary on the videos and the blog sites I saw. Multiculturalism leading to feral bus riders from America being brought to Korea.
This seems to be a referendum on all Black Americans which is funny to me because when those white boys were running a dope ring out of Seoul nobody said shit about white people. When that grandmother was beating the shit out of that little kid peole didn't call elderly Koreans animals. But with Black people our margin of error seems to be a lot lower and if we slip it is an indictment of all of us.

Here is a post i wrote nearly two years ago about Korea

http://blackboyinkimchiland.blogspot.com/2009/12/jim-crow-korea-style.html

Macau part Deux

2011-08-31T18:33:00.003+09:00

I went to Macau yesterday on a visa run and i must say it is one of the best places I have ever been to in my life. The food is delicious Cantonese style Chinese. There are beautiful bridges connecting the different land masses and the women are stunners. I think there is some remnants of that Portugese DNA running through some of those chicks because a lot of them had nice little bubbles on them.

But what I didn't understand was this shit here.

Who the fuck is looking for the Ying Yang Twins in 2011. I thought they were in witness protection for snitching on Big Meech. I mean how does the nightclub industry work? You get rap acts that couldn't draw flies to shit at the apex of their career. Fly them to other side of the planet and then charge a cover of almost 50.00 usd to hear them recite lyrics like

Let me see you make that pussy fart
good lord make it shake like a salt shaker
to hard get it up to you can't ugh no moe
see I love when you hoes take it to tha floor
baby bounce biggy bounce ugh it's on you
shouty you can twurk in your skirt if you want
to see we came to keep it crunk for ya all night
put a dub in tha club show me what I like.

Yes children make that pussy fart. People are paying good money to hear make that pussy fart.

And this is a clip of those two cooning it up in a rented house with a bunch of staged furniture.

Mike Vick 100 milli

2011-08-31T13:38:00.003+09:00

Mike won't ever see the full 100 mill but congrats to him anyway. And fuck dogs.

BLACK MAN Lynched in Post-Racial America

2011-08-29T08:13:00.000+09:00

Not surprising to me at all. Neither is the fact that the other teens weren't charged with a crime even though you can be charged with accessory just for knowing about a crime and those two white bitches rode shotgun.

Fuck PETA (with a dick shaped veal cutlet)

2011-08-27T23:45:00.003+09:00

Dear PETA,

Hi, this is Black America, I know we don't speak often; and judging by your most recent campaigns there can't possibly be too many of us working for your organization, but I must sincerely ask you to cut the bullshit. Leave our history and our struggle out of your animal rights bullshit because it is fundamentally not the same thing.

Illegal Download Theater: Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead

2011-08-26T17:11:00.000+09:00

This is super inspiring my only problem is that food is twice as expensive in Taiwan. So a 400usd budget wouldn't be adequate to eat for a month here.

You can illegally download it here .
http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Fat-Sick-and-Nearly-Dead-2011-DvDrip-Eng-TED-avi/3212b569aea8557cf1a93e10d5e63e17f1ab05ac040d

Cool Shit Thundercats

2011-08-24T15:00:00.000+09:00

One of my favorite cartoons. Of course i was down with Panthro

Georgetown vs. China (Hong Man Choiism)

2011-08-23T11:29:00.000+09:00

The crazy part is White Americans hate Black people so much that they were actually cheering for the Chinese against a group of Black Americans caught in a riot.

By now some of you have seen the brawl between the Georgetown University basketball team and the Chinese basketball team. Color me not surprised. There is a virulent strain of pussy in the hearts of a lot of Asian men. You see it a lot if you travel to niteclubs in Asian countries and they have to compete for the attention of women against foreign men. In Taiwan, I've heard first hand of accounts of men surrounding a foreigner and beating him with bamboo for approaching a local girl. In Korea, the hate and jealously is pervasive among every age group. You have young men (only in large groups) approaching guys in the street who commit the crime of holding the hand of a K-chick. While their drunken grandfathers run up and verbally accost the girl for dating foreigners. I'm no sociologist or psychologist but there seems to be a certain amount of inferiority that is over corrected when these people get a little power . In this situation I can guarantee you with 100% certainty that the Chinese team would not act that way in Georgetown's gym or a neutral floor. They felt they could do it because they were struck with a case of HONGMANCHOIISM.

HONGMANCHOIISM is the willingness of Asians to only compete/negotiate,participate when they have overwhelming power in a situation. It is named after Korean K/1 and MMA fighter who seemed to always be able to find a person he outweighed by at least a hundred pounds to fight. HONGMANCHOIISM is most pervasive for foreigners when it comes to dealing with their bosses. The Koreans and (other Asians) are awful people to work for and are in general bullies to their employees both Korean and foreign. There have been thousands of documented cases of thefts,lies, and threats but the Korean government does nothing and the reason they do nothing is because they want to keep the power in the hands of the awful Koreans to fire you, withhold your money, or have you deported.In the past 2 years they have updated the immigration laws twice to make things harder on foreign teachers yet they haven't done anything to redress the abusive immigration system and they never will.

Now HONGMANCHOIISM isn't isolated to basketball games or foreign teachers. A lot of people are happy that America is slipping from it's perch as preeminent world power but I would exercise caution. Before you go Dougeing look at how China is treating Taiwan in international competition. The Taiwanese aren't even allowed to use the name Taiwan because China decided that they didn't like in the 1970's. Long story short all the teams are called Chinese Taipei and they aren't allowed to use their national flag. So if China is that petty when it comes to insignificant bullshit like sports just imagine how they'll act on the important issues of our time.

So True

2011-08-22T13:49:00.000+09:00

Women are generally so full of shit it isn't even fun debating them.

Shithead of the week: Iran Hikers

2011-08-21T01:51:00.004+09:00

So possibly innocent people are arrested and transported to prison thousands of miles from their homes held indefinitely until they are given a show trial and then sentenced to years of detention on the flimsiest of evidence and the U.S. is complaining. But America has secret jails all over the world and a prison camp in Cuba. Well I hope they are spies and not just people stupid enough to go hiking along the border of a hostile nation.

Shitty industry

2011-08-20T22:05:00.002+09:00

This a letter from a recruiter I erroneously received.

I am very happy to receive your letter. And you have to answer some questions.
1、Did you get a bachelor degree? When did you get the degree, or when do you graduated in your college?
2、Do you have one of the Certificate :TEFL, TESOL ,CELTA ?
3、Do you have two years of working experience as a teacher ?
4、Are you a native English speaker?
5、Our contact should be at least one year.
6、In my ads, I said that the working place is Shenyang or Xuzhou, and which one do you prefer? Or both are OK?
7、Teaching class begins in September, so you should be here before August 25th.
8、White man or woman.

If you have any question, you can write the down and e-mail me.
your information and your wife's information shoul mail me together.
if you like you can work togrther.

Cool Shit Walking Dead

2011-08-20T11:43:00.005+09:00

I love the Walking Dead. Those shitheads at AMC could take away that horrible Mad Men and make 30 episodes a year of TWD. What I love most about the show is going to the forums and discussing the various pro's and con's of different disaster survival techniques. Personally I favor having a small harem of women next to a large body of water like a river, lake, or the ocean. I plan on driving to Florida and then commandeering a small power boat of some sort. Scouting out a small island and building a small camp there with lots and lots of guns.

Cool shit Black Dynamite cartoon.

2011-08-17T19:35:00.001+09:00

Sorry

2011-08-01T21:57:00.002+09:00

I haven't been posting much lately and for that I am deeply sorry. On the other hand in a few weeks I'll entertain you with tales of law suits, deportation threats, lies , lies and damn lies, and love. Stay tuned .

Live Chat with the King

2011-06-29T00:54:00.001+09:00

Tonight you can chop it up with me about sex, politics, whatever live

Shithead of the Week: Mario Masic Rochester Police

2011-06-28T01:00:00.005+09:00

This is the shithead who arrested the lady for videotaping him in her front yard.

As if that isn't bad enough he is also a dog breeder.

After a long day of harassing Black men and arresting innocent citizens it is good to come home to friends.

Cops are bitches

2011-06-26T02:55:00.004+09:00

I saw this on Gawker.

This is some scary police officer arresting a lady standing in her yard for taping police officers.

And this is how the bitches retaliate

In my opinion she had every right to shoot that officer in the head for attempting to kidnap her on her own property. The police don't have a right to order you inside of your home to thwart your ability to oversee their activities.

This is why I don't give a fuck about America

2011-06-15T15:15:00.004+09:00

This is part of an American political campaign ad.

To all the Black children out there it never mattered. It doesn't matter how hard you work to buy in to the American system. This is how they see us. We are the only people on the face of the Earth that it is o.k. to do this. Oh they'll try to tell you that if you change your diction and adopt our value system you can do anything. But the reality is this is how they see us. So why bother trying?

A concise history

2011-06-13T01:23:00.002+09:00

It's funny because it is true.

A day in my life

2011-06-09T14:23:00.003+09:00

1:00 pm Hi,Michael,
Can you come to Taichung and have an interview this week?
Melissa

1:02 pm Yes I can go to Taichung on Friday. ME

1:03 pm How about 1 oclock this Friday afternoon?
melissa

1:05 pm That sounds great Me

1:10 pm see you on friday.My phone number is 0932534536/0426656932
I can pick you at Shalu train station or Providence university in Shalu,Taichung
melissa

11:30 pm Text message with address

Text message
June 09 2011
Sorry we cant offer the position Melissa in Taichung

Cops are still bitches Part 3 and Weekly video round up .

2011-06-08T21:48:00.003+09:00

According to the Washington D.C. police he "fell out of his chair"

This is a video of hipster douchebags dancing at the Tommy J Memorial

O.k. just this once break out the batons and the tasers and start cracking heads.

Hipster Douchebag

This is dangerously bad judgement. I mean even from a practical standpoint of those numbers constantly changing and most people not wanting to be part of some deuches sleeve.

This video is about old Jewish men blowing newborns

Religion is among the dumbest things ever created by men. To think that Jewish space god wanted newborn baby boys mutilated and then sexually assaulted is laughable.

Now a palate cleanser

Superman Syndrome

2011-06-07T22:34:00.018+09:00

I read an interesting piece over at What the Kimchi about a white guy who couldn't fathom a person not singing the praises of Korean people. In my mind all it meant was he probably hasn't spent a lot of time speaking to Thai, Filipino, or Nigerian factory workers, Russian hookers, or South East Asian juicy girls. But it is deeper than that of course, the way those largely invisible people are treated would have no bearing on the perception and treatment of a white male from a wealthy western nation. The invisible privilege cloak that those men walk around with allows them to not only not see the disparate treatment of others , it also allows them to discount and marginalize the experiences other whose accounts are wildly different. It is sort of like living next door to a serial killer who was also the town's little league coach. They often bring that incredulity to the discussion of Korean culture vis-a-vis foreigners.

If you are at all familiar with Superman comics you know that Superman comes from Krypton a dead planet that orbited a red sun. On Krypton the boy known as Kal-El would have grown up to be an average shithead. But fate allowed him to be rocketed to a planet with a yellow sun. He found that he was bigger, stronger , faster and some ways smarter than the people of his new home. Instead of being a Kryptonian zero he was now an Earth hero. This is not dissimilar to the transformation a lot of white men go through as they step off the plane in Incheon airport. Suddenly they are slightly taller than all of the people around them. Women are finding them better looking and since these women speak low to intermediate English every word they utter is met with raucous adulation not seen since the death of Oscar Wilde. The streets of Seoul are literally overflowing with vagina and money. If you don't like your girl replace her with two more . If you don't like your job quit and get released and find a new one or don't get released and do private teaching for 50.00 to 80.00 per hour. Nothing they do will effect them adversely which leads to an almost bulletproof feeling just like Superman.

What's funny is these people actually think their situation is a product of some sort of personal goodness or innate quality that was invisible to the people they grew up with but was manifested and recognized by the inscrutable wise ancient Asian culture. Perhaps , but my theory is that the overvaluation of white skin has its roots in economic and cultural imperialism. For the past 600 years or so the Western European nations have dominated the global economic market coupled with the fact that most Asian countries put a premium on white skin has led to the fetish like worship of white people. As the stranglehold on the global marketplace waned it was replaced by the greatest intellectual imperialistic force in the history of mankind in the form of Hollywood. Every movie and t.v. shown on H.B.O and AXN is a celebration of white beauty, white talent, and white intelligence and you can be sure if the movie has a hero it is going to be a white man.

Damn it Mike I think you are just talking shit. Well perhaps let's see what's at the Box Office

Barry Switzer

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

One might question why I singled out white men and quite frankly it is because I have never met a non-white male Hanophile. Sure , there are many people who had or are having a great time in Korea. But I have never personally met or read any non-white male speak effusively about their love of Korea. Most of the people I have met temper their praise of Korea by acknowledging that either the experience wasn't one hundred percent positive or a one hundred percent positive was not the norm. The white women I met also gave a more nuanced account because even though they enjoy even more privilege in Korea their egos aren't tied up in in bedding down Koreans. An average looking woman has had the ability to have sex on command since she was 13 years old and though in some ways creepier , Korea is nothing new.

So why the knee jerk defense of all things Korea? If I say it is a shit stain and they say it is Valhalla can't we both be right. I readily admit that my impression of Korea is colored by who I am as a person but I think the kimpartisans have a vested interest in defending the culture of Korea. If Korea holds them in high regards and I point out the myriad ways they are in fact shitheads whose opinions should never be trusted I have in essence lowered the value of their opinion of that person.

Ultimately, I don't expect them to recognize their privilege in Asia anymore than I expect them to recognize it in the U.S. I want them to keep singing Korea's name to the rafters but please don't act like I'm intellectually or socially deficient because my time in the Land of the Morning Bullshit was very different.

Taiwan Story

2011-06-03T17:46:00.008+09:00

I have to get this down before I get bored and decide to play video games and watch porn.

So for the past 6 months I have been looking for a job in Taiwan; which in itself is a delicious tale of fuckery , lies, and incompetence that I'll talk about sometime next week, and I started to go on a few interviews after months of applications and phone calls. This is an account of my last two weeks.

Monday May 16

I call a school in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and I speak to the owner about the position she advertised. In broken English she says come down for interview and a demonstration. Now I always send my resume and photo before I go to an interview because I don't want any surprise racial shit. I have spent a lot of money on buses and taxis only to have the owner/manager suddenly slip through a worm hole in the space/time continuum when the Black guy shows up. She says no I've seen your resume I know who you are you can come. Cut to me in shitty country town wandering around the open air markets killing time until she picks me up at 10:00. We were suppose to meet at the train station but since their train station had no chairs or a.c. I walked over to the local bank. Sitting in the bank in my shirt and tie I give her a ring 10 minutes prior to our scheduled meetup.

9:50

Me: Hi this is Mike I'm at the Post Office/Bank

Jennifer: O.k. which one?

Me: The one by the train station

Jennifer: O.k.

So I go outside and I see a newish Nissan pull up to the bank and then sit there as if they are waiting on someone. Suddenly the car pulls off.

10:00

Me: Hi this is Mike again I'm sitting outside

Jennifer: O.k. I'll be right there

The car languidly rolls to a stop about 10 meters from the entrance of the post office/bank door and stops. Now please keep in mind there aren't many cars in this shit town and certainly nothing was precluding her from parking on the street next to the bank.

10:15

Me: What color car are you driving?

Jennifer: I don't know

Me: O.k. what is your license plate number

Jennifer: ( rattles off a bunch of letters and numbers)

*btw her car was graphite but gray would have been close enough. Most normal people would have said I'm in the gray Nissan Rogue but this goes to show you the level of genius I'm dealing with in this industry.

I was holding this conversation as I was closing the distance between her car and me so by the time she gave me the license plate number I had already walked the 25 feet .

We have the interview and I tell her about my years of experience and I give her a copy of my certificates, diploma and references. She then asks if I would like to demo today. I said fine what level are they she just shrugs and hands me their book.I said o.k. when is the demo starting she said after their nap at 2pm. I thought about it and I simply didn't want to sit in this hot ass school for 3.5 hours so I said I'll come back tomorrow.

She drops me off at the train station so I can take the 1.5 hour train back to my home in Tainan. The next morning after spending an hour preparing for my demo I get a call as I am literally walking out of the door.

Jennifer: Sorry I have an emergency my foreign teacher friend got in an accident in Taichung

Me : Sorry to here that

Jennifer : So I have to cancel the demo

Me : O.k. how about tomorrow (Friday)

Jennifer: I might still be in Taichung. I'll call you next week

So I haven't heard from Jennifer but her imaginary friend is in my thoughts prayers. I'm just glad I didn't waste money on a second train ticket.

Tuesday May 30

I have two interviews that day . The first interview is at 11:00 a.m. on the other side of town so I get dressed and pay a taxi 8.00 to take me over there. I arrive at about 10:30 and the gate is pulled down. Ms. Chen and the lovely people of Joy English school are nowhere to be found. So I wait and call and wait and call until finally I had to get another taxi to take me to the train station. For my second appointment of the day.

I go to this school in the city my girlfriend lives in which is about an hour north of where I live in Tainan. I arrive at the school and everything is fine until I get to the classroom. This fucking room was on the second floor of this building filled with about 20 5 year old Taiwanese kids and a white girl name Serenity. The room itself was nice but it was hotter than Satan's Anus in there. It was like Bikram preschool. So I'm standing there sweating through my undershirt and custom made blue gingham cotton dress shirt with the monogram semi-spread collar trying to teach a one off lesson to kids holding a book pointing at fruit with one hand while holding a sweat towel like Thompson in Georgetown in the other. The principal observed two minutes of my lesson and walked out so I guess I'm not getting that job.(Note: teaching kindergarten kids English is illegal in Taiwan and if caught the teacher ;not the school' faces a 5000 usd fine and immediate expulsion) I haven't heard from them which is o.k because I couldn't imagine a greater slice of shit pie than teaching illegal full day kindy in a sauna.

On my way back to my house I call Ms. Chen and she says oh so sorry about that I had an emergency. (google translate I'm an asshole and I forgot I scheduled an off hours interview) We schedule for that Friday.

Thursday May 26

I had an interview with a foreign run school in Kaoshiung. Sweet baby Jesus I hope I get this one . Western management in my favorite city 5 day work week and good pay. I'm supposed to get a call next week about the demo class.

Friday

I take another crosstown taxi to this school to meet Ms.Chen at 1:30. We are going through the perfunctory questions and answers. When it is my turn to ask a question I ask my standard how many total teachers do you have? Of that how many are foreign? How many foreign teachers complete the contract? Of those how many resign? How many teachers have you fired? So she answers the questions and then tells me she has fired 8 foreign teachers in her 10 years at the school. She then tells me she doesn't understand why I've been looking for a job for so long so I do my best to tap dance around the issue.

Ms. Chen: I don't get it you should be hired pretty quickly

Me : Well you know after Chinese Years is one of the main hiring seasons but I wasn't in

the market until just after that time.

Ms.Chen: Well I still don't see the problem

Me : Well there are a lot of job applicants for few opportunities.

So I'm tap dancing like a young Savion Glover around the issue and this bitch just will not let it go .

Ms. Chen: I don't know it should take a month or less to find a job.

Me : I don't know perhaps

Ms.Chen: I mean we have been trying for a month

This went on for 15 minutes

(tired)

Me: O.k. look for every interview I go on I have to send out about 60 resumes.

Of those 60 resumes a high percentage of them would never consider a Black man.

Of the ones that would I'm still competing with everybody else for those positions. So just because it is possible doesn't mean it is probable I'll be hired. People here have their preferences and Black men aren't it.

Ms. Chen: Really

Me: Yeah I have called people back after they initiated the contact then they say we don't like

Black guy here.

So at this point my desire to work here is eroding by the nanosecond. This raggedy mouth amatuerish bitch is pontificating on her half baked racial theories and I'm just ready to leave at this point

Ms. Chen : Yeah I have a problem with Black guys too so I understand but I decide to give it a

try.

Me : Really

Ms. Chen : Yeah one time I hired a Black guy and he was drunk and he stole some textbooks

when he quit. So I am really hoping you can change my mind about Black guys.

Me : So let me get this straight you hired a Black guy and he was a bad employee right?

Ms. Chen: Yes

(vacant look)

Me: But you have hired and fired several white male teachers since then correct?

Ms.Chen Right

Me: So a bad white teacher isn't a consideration in your hiring of a new white teacher but all future Black male applicants need to atone for what he was. That isn't fair and I'm not interested in that.

I gather my materials to leave.

Ms. Chen: Would you still like to do the demo?

Me : Hell no you don't pay enough.

Mea Culpa

2011-06-02T20:24:00.002+09:00

I feel bad my children.

I feel as though I have forsaken you.

There is a big scary world out there

and you need someone to tell you what to think.

Well, starting tomorrow you no longer have to be subjected to

your own ignorant thoughts because I will tell you what opinion you

should have everyday.

You can thank me later.

Good old Hollywood

2011-06-02T00:01:00.003+09:00

I guess in a nod to diversity they let my man be all Black and athletic before dying a horrible death to let the white characters know there is a problem here.

Anti-Korean Farmer Law

2011-05-30T23:03:00.001+09:00

When I was in Hapcheon you would see these old Korean guys and there young Cambodian and Fillipino wives. It was so funny. I guess the Cambodian government isn't feeling it.

The Chinese are getting in on the act also.

http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/none/are-vietnamese-women-longing-marry-chinese-men-910547

White folks aren't even subtle (Dove Ad)

2011-05-24T10:29:00.005+09:00

Really Dove? White privilege for only 4.99 per bottle.

Blackchild Challenge

2011-04-29T14:45:00.005+09:00

I'm going to the wedding of one of my girlfriend's coworkers so on this blog free weekend I challenge the dozen or so regular readers of this blog to find the racist content on my blog so it can be removed. The winner gets a purple Lil Hugg from me.

Congratulations to Peyton Hillis for overcoming the soft bigotry of low expectations by being born with white skin in the backfield in the NFL. Mr. Hillis defied all the odds to lead the league in only one statistical category. Fumbles! And they say affirmative action is bad.

Finally great looking white kids are missing. If you are anywhere in the continental U.S. please stop whatever you are doing and look for these "kids" . Remember the African proverb It takes a village to raise a child but it takes an entire nation to save a white one.

I'm the scary Black racist. Welcome to my hate blog

2011-04-28T22:17:00.005+09:00

Mike
This guy in Australia is asshurt because I quite simply don't care that much about dogfighting in the grand scheme of things that go on in America. If you want to see the beginning of the conversation click here

And that makes cruelty to animals justifiable? I geddit - there's so much pain and abuse and cruelty in the world including to Black people so let's ignore other forms of it. If you wanna keep making those comparisons do it but you don't sound logical.

Mike
No but if I'm going to tackle injustice I certainly wouldn't spend my time and resources on something as marginal as dog fighting.On a scale of 1-10 dogfighting is a -4. Like I said an afternoon watching dogfighting movies would be sufficient punishment.

Many Black people love animals and some think Mike Vick deserved a stint in the pen. Many people think the way I do that using examples of abuse of Black people to justify abuse of animals is basically irrational (as well as other things). There are plenty of hate crimes in the US - white against black, black against white, both against Hispanics, Hispanics against black and white, in fact Asians like the Koreans you despite tend to bear the brunt of hate crimes without being the perpetrators in the numbers of other peoples.

Mike

Where did I say they were equal. My argument is that the abuse of animals is much worse. Then he goes on an unrelated tangent about hate crimes. He also insinuates I hate Koreans which doesn't appear in this blog.

But you honestly sound as if you're cracking up about something. You must be a wonderful person to be around. I wish I had more time to read your slanted views about the saintliness of Black people and how racist we all are if we don't agree.

Mike

Stupid ad hom. attack about someone he doesn't even know about views he can't be sure that I hold.

Then of course you bring out the criminal White lynch mobs etc from the past but I can tell you about a fair number of assaults, rapes and murders that were committed by criminal Blacks over the past decades when affirmative action, free legal assistance, and many other advances have been made. People are people, some foul, some good.

Mike

As a response to some of the dumber points he made about hip hop shaping the collective opinions of white people about nonwhites which is interesting coming from a person in Aussie land. Ask an Australian what happened to the natives of Tazmania way before hip hop. As for affirmative action white women are the greatest beneficiaries of that particular program which is a blog post in itself. The free legal assistance is just a dumb point and it shows this person is reaching

But I guess when you live in the strange country of how LA rioting, arson and murder are the LA 'rebellion' according to some Blacks when in fact the mobs didn't do anything so principled as surround the govt offices in broad daylight.

Mike

The LAPD and the National Guard made a concerted to concentrate the rioting to a certain area. But I find it interesting that you focus on the execution of the riot and not the conditions that caused it.

Instead they went around torching Asian businesses, attacking and destroying non Blacks and their lives and property and to this day there are unsolved murders of whites and Asians from this so called 'rebellion'. Hate crimes are committed by all races and ethnicities.

Mike

Only Asian businesses? Only Black people rioted and only non-Blacks were killed ? This is news to me I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is ignorant opinion in lieu of research.

I'll leave you to your increasingly extremist blog. You are well on the way to sounding like a Black version of the Ku Klux Klan (ever heard of the whites who risked everything inflitrating them to bring them to justice for their racist warfare?). You are showing what happens when balance goes out the window and racist hate of which you have a big share takes over.

I have heard of those whites which are significantly outnumbered by the whites participating or turning a blind eye. Remember J.Edgar Hoover was a racist who refused to put a field office down there and investigate the klan until the mid 60's and even then preferred to get reports from southern sherrifs rather than conduct independent fieldwork. (btw Mississippi Burning is a completely fictional story so I hope you aren't getting your history from there)

Interesting I point out that America gets more upset over dogs than humans being tortured and murdered on camera but I'm the racist. It is an interesting dynamic to call someone a racist considering I have never implied racial superiority of Black people. I have never advocated a position of moral superiority of Black people. I have never denigrated a group of people based on their ethnicity. All I said is if you are going to go into a rage about pitbulls what happens to Black men should give you a stroke and if you love dogs more than you love human beings who look like me than you can go fuck yourself. I wouldn't ever put an animal before a person no matter where they came from.

If you think my blog is hateful you are free to stop reading it because you aren't going to like the next post so much.

Vote For Mike Vick (fuck Dogs)

2011-04-22T16:50:00.006+09:00

Mike Vick was incarcerated for two years for torturing and killing dogs.

This guy is former Chicago police commander Jon Burge. He was sentenced to 4 1/2 years for torturing the confessions out of Black men for decades.

Mike Vick for the Madden cover

This guy got 2 years for executing a Black man on New Years.

Shithead of the week: Marilyn Davenport (Obama Racist Email)

2011-04-19T20:57:00.007+09:00

This weeks shithead is none other than Orange County Tea Bagger Marilyn Davenport who sent this racist email to her shithead friends.

To my fellow Americans ( white heterosexual Christian conservatives) and to everyone else( niggers, chinks , spicks, wetbacks and faggo commie libs) who has seen this email I forwarded ( from my church group) and was offended by my action I humbly apologize and ask for your forgiveness of my unwise behavior. ( I mean if you are going to get all sensitive about tea bag humor)I say unwise because at the time I received and forwarded the email ( to the entire So-Cal Tea Bag/Glenn Beck mailing list) I didn't stop to think about the historic implications and other examples of how this could be offensive."( I didn't think you would hang me out to dry for a foreign born mullato coon from Indonesia who hates white people and is secretly a Muslim and Black Christian extremist)

Courtesy Professionalism Respect (Cops are Still Bitches)

2011-04-18T00:28:00.002+09:00

Why ticket a white guy when you can arrest a Black man?

If you have low self-esteem please stay away from the police force.

I wish white people would leave us out of their bullshit.

2011-04-16T16:57:00.001+09:00

This is some stupid christian bullshit which is fine but this commercial is all kind of fail.

The Movie "Big Fan" is some racist bullshit.

2011-04-15T17:19:00.004+09:00

I'll admit that I didn't finish the film. Hell to tell the truth I turned it off immediately after they had the Big Black menacing dreadlocked athlete stomp out poor old Spence. In the first five minutes the athlete was on the screen he did the following:

Rode in an Escalade

Bought Cocaine in the hood

Drove to a strip club

Surrounded himself with white women

Waved champagne bottles in the air

Did Coke

Sexually propositioned some strippers

and violently stomped out a white guy

All the while wearing a gold and diamond encrusted watch with a spinner on it. That shit was so blatant I couldn't even continue with the movie.

Jordan Van Der Sloot is Gangster

2011-04-15T00:24:00.003+09:00

He was famous in America for a minute because he killed a young, attractive, white girl a few years back. Well I thought his ass was done for down in a Peruvian jail after killing a young Peruvian girl. But clearly this dude does not give a fuck and will shank you quick if you fuck around.

Shithead of the week: Ashley Judd

2011-04-10T18:14:00.010+09:00

NSFW

Ashley Judd is a shithead. Her new book about whatever the fuck had the following quotes about rap music:

YouthAIDS created hip public service announcements for TV and radio using popular local and international celebrities and athletes and was participating in the MTV World AIDS Day 'Staying Alive' concerts.

Along with other performers, YouthAIDS was supported by rap and hip-hop artists like Snoop Dogg and P. Diddy to spread the message ... um, who? Those names were a red flag.

As far as I'm concerned, most rap and hip-hop music -- with its rape culture and insanely abusive lyrics and depictions of girls and women as 'ho's' -- is the contemporary soundtrack of misogyny.

Now let's set aside the fact that a 40+ year old white woman probably does not have a working knowledge of what most hip hop even sounds like considering her background. So assuming she doesn't know much about hip hop, lets examine an industry she does know about.

Hollywood

Very affirming and pro-woman. Gloria Steinem stands at attention in her comfortable shoes.

Now she didn't name check that director or the producer who said that we are going to need to see you naked before we give you this role. She didn't mention her agent who failed to get the no-nudity clause in her contract. How about the guy that went knuckles deep inside of her when she was a young girl? No mention right? Does she call out Miramax for the gratuitous sex and violence in its movies. How about last years I Spit On Your Grave . I watched Good Luck Chuck and every 5 minutes there was a woman with her breast hanging out. How empowering must it have been to have hundreds of white women show up on some soundstage in L.A. for the chance to show their tits just to be some bit player in a low brow romantic comedy. But she isn't going to challenge white authority and the white power structure now is she? Hell if she doesn't like rap music she could call 3 or 4 white guys and stop a majority of the global distribution. But she isn't going to name check powerful white guys. She rather call out Snoop,50 and, Diddy because they aren't a threat to her career.

So she felt a ways about it and wanted to roll it back so she does what every white celebrity does in times of crisis and trots out her Negro friends. In this case she did an interview with Russell -never met a white woman he didn't like Simmons. (What's funny is if she felt so strongly about misogyny in hip hop why be friends with a man who has made his fortune and is synonymous with that culture)

I would reprint the interview but I don't feel like registering for that horrible Global Grind website. Basically, she said Desmond Tutu is her spirtitual advisor( no ordinary Black minister she needed at least a nobel prize winner) and Curtis Jackson is cool but she doesn't care for 50 Cent which is the intellectual equivalent of saying I like Sylvester Stallone but I don't agree with Rambo's politics. Russell basically co-signed everything she said and gave her Negro Cover®.

But maybe I'm wrong and she is right. One day we will have a world filled with men who sound like this.

5 Teens Left Locked In Fort Lee Police Van For 15 Hours « CBS New York

2011-04-09T13:26:00.000+09:00

5 Teens Left Locked In Fort Lee Police Van For 15 Hours « CBS New York

The only thing I found interesting was that this happened to two Korean kids. Reckless disregard for human dignity generally happens to young Black kids.

Shithead of the Week : Gahndi

2011-04-06T12:01:00.006+09:00

I meet a lot of these South African expats and a fair number happen to be the so-called East Indian. I got into a discussion a few weeks ago about Mandela and Gandhi and why Gandhi is a piece of a shit . Instead of long exposition just watch this video.

* “A general belief seems to prevail in the colony that the Indians are little better, if at all, than the savages or natives of Africa. Even the children are taught to believe in that manner, with the result that the Indian is being dragged down to the position of a raw Kaffir.” (Reference: The Collected Works of Mahatma Gandhi, Government of India (CWMG), Vol I, p. 150)

* Regarding forcible registration with the state of blacks: “One can understand the necessity for registration of Kaffirs who will not work.” (Reference: CWMG, Vol I, p. 105)

* “Why, of all places in Johannesburg, the Indian Location should be chosen for dumping down all the Kaffirs of the town passes my comprehension…the Town Council must withdraw the Kaffirs from the Location.” (Reference: CWMG, Vol I, pp. 244-245)

* His description of black inmates: “Only a degree removed from the animal.” Also, “Kaffirs are as a rule uncivilized - the convicts even more so. They are troublesome, very dirty and live almost like animals.” - Mar. 7, 1908 (Reference: CWMG, Vol VIII, pp. 135-136)

* The Durban Post Office: One of Gandhi’s major “achievements” in South Africa was to promote racial segregation by refusing to share a post office door with the black natives.

* Sergeant Major Gandhi: Learn how Gandhi became a Sgt. Major in the British Army and eagerly participated in the 1906 British war against the black Zulus.

* Gandhi and South African Blacks: Gandhi wrote extensively about his experiences with the blacks of South Africa. He always termed them “Kaffirs” and his writings reveal a deep-seated disdain for these African natives

Blackchild goes to Macau

2011-03-22T00:07:00.002+09:00

I'm going to Macau to challenge her in a pop locking contest.

God Hates Japan (but loves Korea)

2011-03-16T15:12:00.004+09:00

I stand with my Korean brothers in our collective glee at the misfortune of those cursed Japanese. I have found a website that encapsulates my enmity for the Japanese and you can click on it here

UCLA Barbie Goes In on Asians

2011-03-15T05:54:00.002+09:00

I don't understand her complaints but she did hit them with the "ching chong" and a tsunami reference.

My favorite Nazi

2011-03-10T10:30:00.003+09:00

I like this picture because it is a Nazi impersonating a Jew who impersonates Black folks.

Excuse me . It is time to brush my teeth.

David Lynch White Supremacist( and Shit Stain) Dead

2011-03-08T11:43:00.001+09:00

Goodbye asshole.Click on the link for the story.

Black family rescues Korean boy.

2011-03-05T08:58:00.003+09:00

This is the story of a Korean kid and his adopted Black family.I found it interesting because you could get that manuscript from those monkeys on a typewriter before you would see it go the other way.

Black Man saves a White Supremacist from a well deserved ass kicking.

2011-03-02T01:34:00.004+09:00

I would have let him beat on that on neo-nazi until he was good and tired. Fuck the One to grow on Knowing is half the battle message.

My new pastors

2011-01-04T17:12:00.001+09:00

America Sucks

2010-12-31T08:14:00.003+09:00

This is the Argentinian version of Dancing With the Stars

SILVINA ESCUDERO STRIPDANCE 25-10-2010
Uploaded by betocammpos. - See the latest featured music videos.

This is the American version with fat Bristol Palin.

Quincy Black full video

2010-12-06T23:36:00.004+09:00

After reviewing the film I must say the most impressive part of it was the fact that he could have heterosexual success during a kpop song.

NSFW below

Biblical Wisdom

2010-12-02T08:55:00.004+09:00

This how I remember this stupid story being presented to me in catholic school.

Let us not forget America the last bastion of biblical crazy

Happy Thanksgiving

2010-11-30T21:38:00.005+09:00

Bristol Palin is pregnant

2010-11-24T22:06:00.005+09:00

This fat hypocritical abstinence only bitch went on dancing with the stars and gained 35 lbs of fat. Now unless that bitch is mainlining gravy after every 8 hour dance session I would say she is at least 4 months along.

Praise White Jesus

2010-11-21T09:23:00.003+09:00

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I smell bullshit. I think these religious kooks took their son and implanted the idea of heaven in his head for fun and profit.

Great Poster

2010-11-19T14:18:00.002+09:00

Cops are bitches Update

2010-11-14T17:11:00.011+09:00

The average American police officer is a gigantic pussy who didn't get enough attention or respect in high school so these low grade simpletons take a job in a profession in which disrespect in and of itself can be deemed a criminal offense. I've been all over the world and the only police that routinely fuck with tax paying citizens are American police. In all of the other first world countries I've been to ,the police treat their citizens like employers that should be served. In the third world countries the police had a healthy amount of fear of the local population. Either way it is better than America's bullshit law enforcement. So in the interest of being helpful I have devised a list to help you with deal with cops.

Please remember that all cops are bitches with low self-esteem who are in a permanent state of pms style cramping. I guess those gun belts throw their backs out of alignment.

Rule #1
Never answer any questions
You'll often encounter cops in your car or walking down the street and they'll get a notion in their head to fuck with you. (They call it probable cause)
If this is the situation nothing can be gained by answering their stupid fucking questions beyond giving your name.
For example when cops pull you over they'll say do you know why I pulled you over?
This isn't the time to start guessing and incriminating yourself further so just say no. He'll tell you shortly any way.
They'll also ask you where you are going or where you coming from?
He can eat a bag of dicks before I answer that question.
He asks where are you going and you answer honestly and he says "really we had a disturbance back there."
So I always say you know I'm just just trying to get back to the highway so I couldn't honestly tell you where I was, I'm unfamiliar with the area and I think I'm driving in circles.

Rule #2 No unnecessary conversation
Technically you are allowed to ask if you are under arrest or are you free to leave.
Now cops are bitches and they hate for you to know your rights let alone exercise
them so I would only question it if I'm in a public area with lots of witnesses. Otherwise say nothing
A cop is like a bitch and we all know bitches have to the last word. If you don't give it to them they'll keep escalating the encounter until they get it.

Rule #3 Searches
You don't have to consent to a search and I never do. I don't smoke weed or even drink so there is nothing dirty in my car ever. Cops will say do you mind emptying your pockets you can also refuse to do this. Remember the pussy can only pat you down if he believes you pose a threat.

Rule #4 No unnecessary conversation
Cops are prickly bitches and a lot of people lose it at this point. They have been stopped single out humiliated and they want to lash out verbally. this is what the bitch cop was hoping for because 9x out of 10 he doesn't have anything on you but you give him ammo to arrest you when you lash out at him.

Rule #5 Never let a policeman into your home
Police can only enter your home with a warrant or if there is an emergency situation. If not just like a True Blood vampire they have to be invited in. Don't invite them in, close the door and step outside to conduct your business.

Just watch the first 3 minutes

In this video you have a white woman who is unfamiliar with the concept of cops being a bitch. She is doing her loudmouthed American woman thing and the cop was determined to show her that his low self-esteem cop thing was much more powerful. In short he was going to teach this tax paying citizen a lesson. So she tries to get the last word in and walk away ;but unlike most of us who learned sticks and stones in kindergarten, this cop decided he wanted to continue the altercation . So he wrestles the woman to the ground and then dry humps her on the ground while screaming stop resisting. You can actually hear him orgasming on top of her. So while he is in his refractory period he finally figures out that he can cuff her and then proceeds to cuff her hair as well. All the while grinding against her partially exposed butt.

Now the cop is a bitch because he could have
A) let her walk away like a professional
B) refrained from screaming "it is my station" (which is the fundamental problem
with cops it isn't his station at all it is our station and he works for us)
C) Restrained her without 4 minutes of sexual assault.

This is a picture of Dr. Henry Louis Gates being led away in handcuffs because he had the temerity to ask a police man for identification inside of his own home.

This video shows the execution of a young Black man two years ago.

A lot of people maybe thinking mouthy unattractive white chick and a young Black man I'm good with that fuck 'em . My point is that they are increasingly fucking with the rest of society with their chickenshit rules and regulations. Cleveland is literally a third world shithole but the cops have enough time to stand at the bottom of bridges to set up speed traps for citizens coming home from work. All of the major roads leading out of the city have cameras. On any given night you have bullshit sobriety checkpoints and click it or ticket stops. And my point is none of this is improving the quality of life or making things safer. My car was once towed while I was on vacation in Puerto Rico from in front of my house by a cop for being parked too close to the curb. Who knew that was even an offense?

Update this video was posted today. I think this dick is French

Hey Nigger

2010-11-13T12:27:00.002+09:00

Most African-Americans have a story about the first time they were called a nigger. It's sort of like getting your racial cherry popped,or a Black bar mitzvah, because you lose all of your innocence when it comes to interracial relationships. As open and naked with your feelings as you would like to be with others not like you, in your heart of hearts you know it could instantly go in another direction.

I like this video because she hits every note of white superiority she can think of in her addition to her use of physical violence.

This maybe her contact info I'm not sure

NAME: Erika F Winchester

AGE: 55-59

ADDRESS: 21 Kimball Beach Rd

Hingham, MA 02043-1145

PHONE: (781) 749-2865

HUSBAND: Randall E Winchester

This old coot identifies herself as her aunt so you can have fun with this also my global audience of 17.

http://grandmagrizzly.blogspot.com/

racist frogs

2010-10-20T09:58:00.003+09:00

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I'm not surprised. I figure most white people get loose with the epithets if there isn't a Black person around to slap the shit out of them.

You are now free to start calling me a nigger again.

2010-10-13T12:15:00.002+09:00

Thanks to Kimchi Dreadlocks for the heads up. The comments are now working .

The Case of the Chocolate Dick

2010-10-11T21:24:00.004+09:00

Apparently there is a young brother teaching English in Satan's dingleberry who goes by the nom de plume Quincy Black. Now Brother Quincy put his chocolate magic stick in the ground and turned Korea all around. Q was recently terminated from his position because he fucked a couple of K-girls , filmed it , and then uploaded it to the internet. ( If you can find it is listed under the name The Korean Lesson or my Korean give me the heads up i'll post the links unlike other pussy blogs).

I love this story because it contains everything Koreans spazz out over. A Black dick pounding away in a kimchi cooter to the consternation of the not so mighty Han. It contains race and sex , foreign teachers, free apartments just everything Koreans hate.I mean basically they flew him over ,set him up in an apartment, gave him a monthly allowance and he used all those things to fuck k-girls it must burn. I wonder what new laws they'll pass behind this, and I guarantee you there will be something before Chrisstmas regarding foreign teachers. I love it because old boy is as wild and free as I am conservative and reserve. Not to say I didn't have my fun with K-girls but my idea was always to show them my personal superiority in every facet. So playing into the hypersexed buck or thug stereotype was never my agenda. But I applaud the brother because I pretty much had to shit on backward Koreans one at a time he got the entire peninsula all at once. My only fear is that he just made it impossible for a Black man to get hired in Korea for the next few years. Korean's will accept being fucked by a pink dick under protest. But a chocolate magic stick that's just too much to bear.

Childhood memories

2010-10-06T18:12:00.003+09:00

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Look at this crazy bitch

2010-10-05T23:33:00.001+09:00

this is some shameful shit. this is an adult attacking a preteen.

Kimchi Incompetence

2010-10-02T15:27:00.003+09:00

I write about Kimchi incompetence all the time and some of you probably think that I am exaggerating the staggerring depths of their ineptitude. But I assure you dear reader I have only scratched the surface. To that end I present to you banking in Kimchiland.

This email was sent to me by my friend Daniel.

Read this email I got. These assholes were 10 days late one month and caused me all kinds of trouble. That's not even my school. I guess the guys name was Mr. Daniels:

Dear Mr. Daniels,

Several weeks ago Yongin Shinchon Middle School mistakenly placed money in your Korean bank account in the amounts of 588,670 won and 1, 594,880 won. There was some confusion because of the new computer system in place this year through the Gyeonggi Province Educational Board. Our new teacher's first name is the same as yours and you both use the same bank (KEB).

Would it be possible for you to return the money to us using your online banking account? All you have to do is
1. login to or set up your online banking
2. transfer money to Yongin Shinchon Middle School(용인신촌중학교)
at this NongHyup (농협) account number : 3010045497141

Or if you send the letter of agreement to withdraw this amount money from your bank account of KEB, the bank KEB transfer the money back to school's account.

Your former school indicated that you were traveling in Europe, so we apologize for this inconvenience. I am sure this is not on the list of thing you planned to do while traveling. However, we would greatly appreciate your assistance in this matter, and again, we sincerely apologize for the error.

P.S.) We attach the address and phone No. for the branch of KEB in Europe.
My phone number is 010-4576-7633
031-603-6633 (home)
031-276-4165 (administration office)
Thank you,

Heaseon Shim

Teacher from foreign language department
Yongin Shinchon Middle School

Now what brings this to the level of sublime kimchi bullshit is that my friend's first name is Daniel not his last name and after all the millions of dollars foreign teachers have been cheated out of it they expect my friend Mr. Daniels to return the money.

Paunchy Ponderous Pasties and the Black Men Who Love Them.

2010-09-27T10:07:00.001+09:00

There seems to be a popular meme in American society regarding the preferences of African-American men for roomy white chicks. I will admit that some Black men have not relinquished the chains of their internalized bondage and thus fetishize less than stellar specimens of white femaledom. These Black men have been conditioned to accept the white aesthetic so completely that white skin ;no matter what wildebeest it is attached to, is seen as some sort of prize. I am not one of these men.

As I neared the conclusion of my contract in Satan’s anus, I started to ponder where to go next in the world. My friend ; having recently moved to Taiwan, suggested I join him in Taichung and apply for the MBA program at National Taiwan University. So I packed my bags and moved to Taichung in late March. Everything in Taiwan was a thousand times better than Korea. The food is tastier, the environment is cleaner, and I haven’t seen one dude pissing in a gutter at noon or sprawled out in that same gutter 12 hours later. I missed the application deadline because of difficulties in receiving my transcripts so I decide to stay here and apply again next March and work on my new e-zine.

So I take this job in Hsinchu Taiwan which is a pretty boring place on the condition that my boss allows me to rent a discount apartment on the third floor of the building. We agree and all is going well until the fat white chick moves in. I’m calling her the fat white chick because I never learned her name. So fat white chick moves in across the hall from me and I’m ignoring her because my attitude is if I can’t fuck it or get money out of it I have very little use for it. About mid-July I’m on the bus and I get a text message from my boss informing me that I had to move out by September 1st. I look at the message and ignore it because in general my Asian bosses have either been crazier than catshit or almost slow adult in the way they handle their business when it comes to me. The following week I’m in the teacher’s room trying to get her decrepit computer to work when she comes in to ask me if I received her text message. I told her I received it but I thought it was a mistake since most people aren’t silly enough to offer a person a place to stay for one year and then rescind the offer without explanation. She then says I decided to make that floor an all-girls dorm. To which I responded that’s fine but that is a decision you make after I leave . We have an agreement that precedes your sudden braintrickle. I then ask about the white married couple and if they are also being asked to leave and she said yes and then storms out of the room in a huff. I asked the white guy Daniel and he told me he has never had a conversation about his apartment with the boss.

The following Thursday the lying bitch comes into the teacher’s room and asks if I found a new room yet because she is willing to put down the deposit. I told her that is the absolute least you can do considering you are effectively lowering my pay. She gave me the half a retard look that I think they practice here and said what do you mean. To which I explained to her the concepts of sunk cost and opportunity cost and if it really was her desire to have an all girl dorm she should have procured multiple apartments for my viewing, canceled my classes , and then paid any difference in rent between our agreement and the new rent I needed to pay. She was getting frustrated because Asians hate to lose face and one of the mud people was showing her up. I then said so what is this really about because the white guy doesn’t have to move but I do? She then hits me with one of the female teachers feels uncomfortable with you there . I said which one to which she responded I can’t say that she deserves her privacy , I said o.k. why doesn’t she feel comfortable and my boss said I don’t remember. I just start laughing and my boss gets upset and stomps away screaming you are driving me crazy.

There is some racial fuckery afoot.

It’s funny to me when people accuse Black people of using the race card when they are holding the deck ,and I am loathed to accuse someone of racism unless a preponderance of the available evidence overwhelmingly points to that conclusion. But ,in this situation it is the only thing that makes sense once you exclude the other variables. It can’t be noise because her bed is a good 30 feet from mine with two flame resistant steel doors and about a foot and half of poured concrete and rebar between us . And besides I’m usually not here on the weekends anyway. It could not be cleanliness because I don’t use the kitchen nor do I hang my clothes in the common area. It can’t be gender because there is another guy living on this floor that was not asked to leave. So applying lex parsimoniae I have to conclude that race is the issue, since that is the only material difference between me and any of the other people on the floor and I was not given any reason to think otherwise.

Fat White Bitches

I thought moving to Asia would to take me out of the cross hairs of fat white women. You see children I have had problem with fat white women my entire life. I think it started in second grade with Ms. Mengay, she brought me up to the front of the room and humiliated me because I misspelled pineapple and then asked me what I could spell. So I'm standing there in my clip on tie and short sleeve shirt eyeballing the albino walrus in her purple polyester pants and paisley blouse and I responded with I can spell fat. F-A-T fat . She immediately sent me to the Principal's office. In junior high school the fat white nun would make it point to single me amount for her version of passive aggressive ridicule so one day I stood up and decided to introduce her to my form of aggressive aggressive ridicule. So she starts in on me about something and I stand up in front of the class and asked if her if she was a nun because she was fat as a kid and no man down here would want her so she had to marry Jesus? (In my defense when questioned as to why she didn't have husband she said she was married to Jesus) So the nun is crying and in between sobs I get sent to the office. My senior year at white boy prep we hook up with the moo-cows from our sister school to attend a screening of Schindler's List . So on the way back I'm cracking jokes completely unrelated to the movie with my friends and you guessed it a fat white bitch starts screaming at me choking back tears about how insensitive I am. So I stand up; I was seated up front, and I said how stupid are you? You do realize that it was a movie and everyone in it is alive and well? I mean you go to an expensive school and you don't understand the difference between real and fake? For example if I gave you a hamburger you would happily eat it. If I drew you a hamburger you would eat the paper wishing it was a real hamburger . Later I worked my way through college selling ladies shoes at a department store. The women were a horror but my boss was a real piece of work. She was a bitch on two wheels all summer but the final straw came when she accused me of stealing. She brings me into her office and says we have video of you stealing from the register. I laugh and say o.k. show it to me to which she refuses. I said you don't have shit because you would like nothing more than to call the police and cart me off to jail for the weekend but you can't because I didn't steal anything and you know that. If you want to fire me go ahead but what's with all the bullshit? For some reason whenever they wanted to get rid of a Black employee at that store they would just accuse them of stealing and threaten to call the cops. When I was at Social Security my primary supervisor was a gelatinous white woman named Mary Jo Trent. Now this white woman was the worst of the worst. She actually made up an entire dossier of events just to get me suspended for 3 days. Even then it took her 8 months of compiling bullshit incidents to have enough things to even right down. Once a claimant came in all angry because she didn't receive a check.So I gave her the appeal form and said go fill it out over there. She takes one look at the chairs says I can't sit on those to which I responded mam we don't have any bigger chairs. I got a reprimand for that and I had to apologize for implying she was morbidly obese by my fat white boss. I guess they felt like they were in the sisterhood of the traveling oversize pants .

I have never been with a fat white bitch and as Jewish Space God is my witness I’ll never be with a fat white bitch. There seems to be a popular conceit among fat white women that they hold some inordinate amount of desirability among all men of African descent. Let me disabuse those ladies of that notion by saying Black men don’t like fat white women. Broke Black men with low self-esteem like fat white women and since I am neither of those things she held no interest for me. Now let me describe to you what my pallid porcine pest looks like. She was 5’2 and a deep breath away from being 200 pounds. She wore leggings under her huge skirts with and a shirt and/or vest that was antagonistic towards the rest of her ensemble. Think a bloated Debbie Gibson mixed with a Blossom/Mayim Bialik face and you have a pretty accurate picture. Hell add the weight of Debbie Gibson and Mayim Bialik and you have a pretty accurate picture.

The crazy part is I have never spoken to her nor leered in her direction. When I walk through the halls it is with my Ipod on listening to Fresh Air and minding my own business. In addition she’s seen my girl. The cute Asian chick cleaning my apartment or doing my laundry who weighs around half as much but is twice as cute. So even though I’m perceived as a sexually rapacious Negro, she should have realized that I play in an entirely different league and posed no threat to her. I mean if you owned a Lexus would you steal Kia Sophias on the weekend ?

So after weeks of agita, aggravation, and a coarsening of my professional relationship with my boss the bitch quits and moves back to Canada.

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Weenie Nation unfinished post

2010-06-25T07:35:00.003+09:00

Over the next couple of weeks I'm going to release some of my unfinished post on Korea. Because even my unfinished work is funnier than my contemporaries.

effete

An extremely insecure person ... This person cares excessively about everything around them and tries hard for approval. He or she acts cool on the outside (or tries to) but in reality they are a true pussy at heart. ... He or she has the tendency to be wrong or unjust all the time-Urban Dictionary

The problem with Korea isn't xenophobia, racism, or kimchi jingoism. The problem is the rarely diagnosed form of hyper-weenieism that has permeated every pore of the culture. The weenieism manifest itself in many ways but there are two scenarios that are common to foreign teachers. First, the ability to make a decision without deferring to someone else. Even if it is within their sphere of responsibility I have never asked a question in 3 years of kimchi conversation that was instantly answered even if I was speaking to the boss/owner . Second, when they come back from there weenie conclave they usually produce the wrong answer so they must be sent back for further deliberation.

Weenie Historical View

According to Koreans the Han kingdom has been invaded roughly every 6 years for the last 5000 years. Their inability to defend themselves physically manifest itself into a psychological and cultural impulse to resist any changes (improvements) brought on by contact with other cultures.I also believe that is why they have gone out of their way to develop the worst national cuisine in Asia and perfected sitting on the ground; even when chairs are available, and developing elaborate beds that mimic sleeping on the ground. I think it is an effort to make South Korea as unappealing as possible. And by God it worked. So for centuries they insulated themselves as best they could from outside contact and earned themselves the moniker of Hermit Kingdom for their troubles.Korea became an echo chamber of everything Korean good and since there were no foreigners around to dispute the claim that became the dominant mindset in Korea.

Only country in the world that has 4 seasons or electric fans and closed windows equals death.

Weenie Behavior

2010-04-11T22:27:00.008+09:00

This is a blog by a Black woman about her time in Korea. Anyway she tells the story of encountering some guy walking behind her pulling down his Black Man underoos and spanking his junk in public while she walked. I imagine he was singing this song to her.

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Coming Soon

2010-04-09T17:53:00.001+09:00

THE TRUTH IS BACK

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What kind of fuckery is this? II

2010-04-09T14:57:00.001+09:00

Korea is like a retarded prostitute's p@$#y

2010-03-18T16:20:00.012+09:00

From an Anonymous poster

Man, you sound like a jolted boyfriend who's been dumped on over and over again. So funny.

You know, if it makes you feel any better, my country (Korea) you hate so much is only becoming richer and richer. You're free to hate us on all levels. We'll just continue to thrive, get recognized for our excellence, set new trends around the world (except America where 500 people die each day because they don't have healthcare) and torture your soul. Envy away, baby! Envy away!

I root hard for the Korean economy to improve for the next thirty days. I would love to see the currency valuation double versus the dollar. Nothing would make me happier on God's green Earth. After the 30 days are up and all of my financial ties to Korea are severed I revert to my natural state of glorious indifference to Korea. I don't have a dog in the fight( or on my plate) so why should I care if Korea exports shitty products all over the world and becomes the wealthiest nation on Earth. Or Kim Jung IL nukes the place. I don't give a shit either way

Korea is like a retarded prostitute's pussy.People from around the world come to Korea to fuck it. Do we care about her long term well-being, probably not. Will we call in the morning , Hell no. All the expats you see are here to fuck it for all it's worth and then get the fuck out of here.Some are here to bust that student loan nut, others are pounding away to pay for grad school , still others are creaming all over the Han River to finance their walkabouts. Now I'm only doing a little bit of fucking I teach my contract hours and generally stay out of the way. But I know a lot of fellas fucking Korea like they have three dicks. They are teaching private lessons, on tourist visas, and boning k-girls like they just discovered sex. And all of that is o.k. because Korea wanted it. Like a cheap floozy. But what about your articles on Korean bullshit you say? That's just locker room talk. If a friend asked me if he should ask a retarded girl out I would say she's fucking but this is the retarded bullshit you have to deal with to get to the ass. After reading my blog some people might say that retarded bitch Korea isn't worth it while others would love a chance to fuck retarded Korea, retardedness be damned. As for me I still recommend Korea for some easy retarded pussy. She's gotten a little arrogant in the last two years but she'll let you fuck her if you are persistent.

Look, I'm a long-legged mack daddy like Barack Obama and I don't feel jealousy or envy about anything because once I'm done with something it is finished for me. For example one of my exes married a multi-millionaire. I say good for her she deserves happiness because I was never going back there and I feel the same about Korea.

I hope that makes you feel better.

Kimchee Cheerleader Protest Tips

2010-03-17T09:37:00.003+09:00

I seem to have a second blog dedicated to me from a kimchee cheerleader Korean American. All I have to say is I already have a Korean homosexual stalker writing a blog about me so I would like to suggest some other protest techniques that I would find more enjoyable. Since most of my detractors don't seem to live in Korea I suggest you go on Naver/Daum and convince some of your ancestral countrymen to stop fucking their doll pillows and get on board. Here is a sample schedule.

9:00 a.m.

1. Hara-Kiri- most of whats good about Korea comes from other places anyway so I would like to see some Korean netizens performing ritualized suicide in front of my apartment building.

Warning this one might get you killed

10:00 a.m.-Shit slinging - Since some Korean netizens delight in calling me a monkey I would like to see them appropriate monkey behavior as a form of protest.

11:00- a.m. take a rest Internet shopping and poorly worded death threats need to be sent around the world

12:00- Eat my flag- O.k. I don't have a flag but you can print off copies of the naked baby of Itaewon and eat him.

1:00 p.m.- You can go to one of the dog restaurants in the neighborhood and get a couple of dogs heads and line them up outside of my apartment.

2:00 p.m. Kimchi Power- If I am still not convinced, I think you should steal a live pig from one of the farmers, tie ropes to its hooves, and pull it apart. Korea Fighting!

3:00 p.m. Finger Chopping- Since I am Black and not very bright I suggest a group of you get together and chop off the finger you use for (masturbating) turning on the computer as a sign of protest.

4:00 p.m. follow a random foreigner around hoping to see irregal activities.

5:00 p.m. Dress up time- Have one of your followers dress like me; I'll provide the clothes, and then beat the shit out of him.

6:00 p.m. Noraebang and hand release. Go to a karaoke room and have dinner. Relax assess how the protest is going. Also you need to recruit some of the Nore-hoes for possible action in the future.

7:00 p.m. Show me your Korean spirit by covering yourself in thousands of bees. All those bee stings will really show me whose boss.

8:00 p.m. I'm just an ignorant nignog so you'll need to step it up by using one of your world famous kimch powered candlelight protest to set fire to all the local trees.

9:00 p.m. I'm just not learning so I suggest that you go to the store and purchase brand new computers and then burn them in the parking lot of my building to show disgust at my lack of respect for Korean culture.

10:00 It is getting late and I haven't learned a damn thing . How about defiantly spraying each other down with water hoses. Surely that will get through my negro-addled mind.

11:00 if nothing else works take the morning shift of whores and sit them in front of my building

and then send them in one by one until I'm convinced.

Dictated not read

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My Boss's Dick Part 2

2010-03-16T13:33:00.005+09:00

A little background.

ENS English school was established in the Yeonsu-GU neighborhood by purchasing and renaming a well-respected school in the neighborhood. The school was called English time and it was basically two classrooms in a small office building run by one Korean woman named "Tonia" and the occasional foreign teacher. Tonia was having financial problems so she agreed to sell her business and transfer everything over to Mr. Yoo for a relatively insignificant amount of money.

Are You My Friend?Proxy War

Mr. Yoo use to pull me into the backroom of an unheated storage closet to talk to him. I would push piles of unused board games out of the way and sit there while he smoked his girl cigarettes. He would then say "Michael are you my friend? Because I really want to be your friend? And you have to trust me? Immediately my red flags went up when he tried to negotiate for trust instead of earning it. I said sure I trust you. I trust all Korean people. He beamed with pride and then went back to his girl cigarettes. The reason this question was of such importance was because ENS was in the midst of a civil war. On the one side was Mr. Yoo and the staff of ENS brought over from the other branch. On the other side was Tonia, the receptionist, and 2 other Korean teachers. I was the newest addition to the staff and had yet to pick a side. The war started because Mr.Yoo wanted Tonia to sign a personal services agreement stating that she would teach at the school for two years to insure the success of his investment. Tonia balked at signing the agreement because she had already spent two months in his school and saw how poorly it was run. Now most businessmen would have put in a no-compete clause and a personal services contract into the original purchasing agreement, but he was an idiot. So the office turns into some Team Edward vs. Team Jacob shit with oaths of allegiances and everything. A week after getting my visa things come to a head. Tonia quits and Mr. Yoo goes crazy. He is literally running down the halls of the school screaming "She steal money, She steal my money". He would get beet red and that lazy eye would twitch at the mere mention of her name. Since I enjoy hijinks I would figure out a way to mention her at least once an hour just to set him off.

My Mistake

I had never taken a side in the Tonia/Yoo debate. I tried to reassure him that I am a professional and I have no interest in intraoffice squabbles. I came here to work not to be a bit player in a third rate k-drama. I also advised him to act like a boss. I told him the relationship between you and Tonia is really none of my business and I find it very unprofessional for you to bring it up. Lazy eye blink, he said but you are still "my friend right"? This shit went on every other day for two weeks. So about a week after I got back from Osaka on my visa run I decided to go and get my alien card. I called Tonia and she agreed to take me. She shows up with one of the adult students and we go to the office. I don't remember the reason but after all the paperwork was completed Mr. Yoo had to be called. Yoo must asked who I was there with because he refuses to do something and I am denied my card. I get to the office and he pulls me into a room and starts interrogating me. He asked me who I was with and I said Tonia. He then said who else was it the receptionist. I said "no". So now he is sweating and that lazy eye is twitching and he is stuttering and sort of spitting on himself. Who was there? Girl 2 the man said 2 girls. I said I don't know. He then goes out and asks the receptionist was she there in Korean. Practically screaming he looks like he is going to explode with anger. I'm totally amused by the spectacle but the receptionist is shook to her core. So I say she really wasn't there. He glares at me with his good eye and turns to the girl and says you are fired. He then says Michael I want to be your friend in the future if you need anything please come to me and walks away.

Kimchi This Kimchi That

2010-03-15T19:07:00.002+09:00

Bibimbap Bullshit

I want to root for Korea. I really do. I love an underdog story as much as the next guy. But the problem with Korea is the prevalence of arrogance mixed with ignorance. Living here is like being trapped on a road trip with that retarded kid Corky from "Life Goes On" and having him tell you about all the bitches he fucks, the luxury cars he drives, and his intellectual superiority.You know it isn't true and in his heart of hearts he knows too , but he clings to that narrative. At first it's quaint that he has such a high self-esteem but later your feelings devolve into pity and finally mockery after the 20Th story of his insignificant accomplishments. Kimchi cheerleaders; esp. Korean-American/Canadians, are like the parents in the front seat affirming the bullshit as long as they don't have to actually sit and talk with him.

In an effort to spread the popularity of Korean cuisine and culture around the world the Korean government has begun a campaign to promote bibimbap.Bibimbap is steamed white rice sauteed vegetables, chili paste and a raw or fried egg .To supplement their efforts they took out a full page color ad in the New York Times.

Bibimbap is a dish mixed of cooked
rice with various vegetables, beef, garnishes, and
fried pepper paste. It is said that this dish came
from the customers of memorial service and rural villages.
This dish is very convenient to provide, just mixing of cooked
rice with various vegetables, namul, and red pepper paste together.
(copy from the ad)

This is a perfect example of the ignorance meets arrogance I was talking about. Most people would hire an ad agency in that country before committing thousands of dollars to this fuckery. The only positive is that they never actually mention that the dish is Korean in origin.

The Japanese editor of a Japanese daily who has lived in Korea for 30 years said that he doubted the globalization potential of bibimbap.

Kuroda- Bibimbap looks good when it is put on the table at first. But once the vegetables, the egg and rice and everything get mixed by the spoon, it transforms into something that is unidentifiable," he said at that time. "I fear an American who ordered this dish might be shocked to see this."

After Kuroda's harsh statement about the dish he started to receive the typical death threats and now feels unsafe in Korea. When will Koreans learn that they have a right to spread their culture from sea to shining sea but in doing so it will be examined and possibly rejected as inferior, and that the appropriate response is not threats of murder. I had a lady over and she said she didn't like the garlic mashed potatoes I made, I didn't threaten to beat her to death with my shoe.

But why are we discussing bibimbap anyway? It's not the national food of Korea. It's not served at every school in the country. It doesn't have its own museum. It hasn't been to space. No my friends the national food of Korea is kimchi. Kimchi is fermented Chinese cabbage mixed with red pepper paste and a bunch of other shit. It taste like soggy cabbage drenched in hot sauce and it looks like something out of the dumpster of an Italian restaurant. Like most things in Korea it originated in China, was vastly improved using American materials, and perfected in Japan.

So they have bibimbap and kimchi why did they choose to promote bibimbap?. I think bibimbap is more aesthetically pleasing than kimchi. Kimchi is ;and you can use this as a metaphor for Korea, smelly , rather unsightly, and an acquired taste with a sharp learning curve for very little pay off.

My Last Day( Live Blog)

2010-03-15T14:25:00.011+09:00

Technically I have the rest of the week but I'm taking sick days because I have shit to do. I gave the students a word search that will take about 40 minutes for them to complete. When I got here I gave the co-teacher a list of monies owed . That was 11:30 and it is now 2:30 and I still don't have the confirmation of amount or date of payment. One of my students is reading "The Secret". I thought only fat Oprah and bored white women in the midwest read that shit. I hate my co-workers they are fuckity fucks. They all live in the same shit city as me but they make me take the bus home. So they get home at 5:00 and I get home at 6:10 they can all go fuck themselves. I have been on an old school work slow down since November.

Ok they are having a kimchi klatch and this is bad they are taking something pretty straight forward and making it diffucult. I hear a lot of minusee minusee. I'm going to have straighten these bitches out.

Last week my co-teacher said I should buy my ticket and the school would reimburse.I told her to go fuck herself pay what you owe. I want my 1300 dollars and I don't want to tell you where I'm going.

The week before last my co-teacher got mad because I was showing Willy Wonka for all three classes. I told her since you haven't written one fucking second of material all year I would bemore than happy to see participate in one of your lesson plans. The next week the school was closed for testing and she didn't let me know. So I showed a movie and gave them a word seach today. It is 3:07 and 4 minutes worth of math they have been working on since last week still hasn't been completed.

o.k. 3:30 and still not finished
3:34 She said they will pay me on the 25th I said what part of my contract ends on the 19th don't you understand I willnot be in country after the 19th and the bank account will not be open.

3:43 She says they can't pay me until the 25 because the 19th is not enough time. They have known the last day of my contract for 365 days because they wrote it. Kimchifucking crazy. I'm now negotiating a per diem. They want me to stay until the 25 th without providing me an apartment. I'm expectedto spend hundreds of dollars to collect what I am owed.

3:49 She now wants a copy of my flight ticket. I said no besides I haven't bought the ticket yet. My co-teacher has now made about a dozen trips up and down the stairs to the office. I am being reasonable so I agreed to be paid that Monday.